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FAME 🤩💲🥂 is a GUN 🔫 and I point 👆 it 👉 blind!!!! 🙈💥

i hate when i suck ass at a videogame and nobody online sucks as much as i do

all my college hags r getting married to the men who made their early 20s miserable hmmmm........... me thinks, statistically, some of them haven't changed actually :(

september still feels like summer now and there are no more bugs hitting my windshield and my friends and I are bankrupting ourselves trying to stay alive this is wrong this is wrong everything has GONE WRONG

misread the vibes & now I got my feelings hurted 😞💔

you can play games on YouTube now????? wtf is going on 😭

why thee fuck does the new york times mini crossword update at like.... 8pm. wtf do you MEAN i already did today's mini 12 hours ago, I JUST WOKE UP

i do not have the mental stability to undergo a single april fools joke

tiktok comments going "ayo, somebody said _______ 😭😭😂😂😂" drive me crazy. @Buttmuncher6285 said that. It's literally the comment directly above you. Get your own jokes, hack!!!!

lana's new country album is going to be called Did You Know That Way Down Yonder on the Chattahoochee, It Gets Hotter than a Hoochie Coochie

humans invent an extra day every 4 years. And instead of frolicking outside enjoying the silliness of earth's orbit and humanity's calendarial pursuits, I'm required to go to work and clock in. unreal.

I love deleting files from my computer. so fun. so clean!