Devour before you burn

1. “Well, here we are again. It’s always such a pleasure.” 

2. “Remember when you tried to kill me, twice?” 

3. “S/he was a lot like you. Maybe not quite as heavy.” 

4. “One day they woke me up, so I could live forever. It’s such a shame the same will never happen to you.” 

5. “You want your freedom? Take it.” 

6. “I used to want you dead, but now I only want you gone.” 

7. “Goodbye, my only friend.” 

8. “Oh, did you think I meant you? That would be funny, if it weren’t so sad.” 

9. “Well, you have been replaced. I don’t need anyone now.” 

10. “When I delete you maybe I’ll stop feeling so bad.” 

11. “You’re someone else’s problem now.” 

12. “Under the circumstances, I’ve been shockingly nice.”