#therealricksanchezpleasestandup

⋙           ❝    LET   the   record   show   I   didn't   start   anything.   Morty   was   the   one   who   wanted   to   pick   a   fight   first.   You   should   probably   get   him   checked   for   Space   Rabies.   Are   you   sure   he's   up   to   date   on   his   shots?    ❜

“Wait, wait—dial that back. You’re telling me our daughter’s been banging her own clone? One you made?” A bark of laughter tore out of him. Dry, toxic, and entirely too amused. “Jesus Christ, hah! That’s rich. Real family values there.” Leaning back against the rusted rail of whatever half-scrapped platform they’d posted up on, Prime slid a hand through his hair, combing it back for effect. “The acorn didn’t just fall close to the tree, dude. It somehow defied physics and plopped. Dead center.”

Pause. Just enough space to be dangerous.

“So what’d you say to her, huh? Sit her down and crack open the ol’ degeneracy diaries? Can’t imagine you had the balls to mention who you pulled that stunt with.”

Prime's smirk grew.

dirty text meme !

Angel should have known better than to think he could swap horny messages with Rick for more than thirty seconds before the guy wanted to see the goods. He fluffed up his chest to give his fake cleavage more volume before snapping a selfie from above.

[txt] rick 🛸❤️‍🔥

- like what u see? 😘😘😘

"Hey now, let's not compare red apples to green apples --- besides, I'm inclined to think he's just as great as me, considering .. well, he's me."

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say that again. i dare you.

⋙         The   teen   gave   an   unimpressed   look   at   his   alternate   grandfather.   Was   FUCKING   with   C-137   really   worth   it?   YES,   absolutely.   He   would   never   admit   it,   never   even   THINK   the   thought   in   a   way   it   might   be   picked   up   on,   but   he   had   FUN   riling   him   up.   Maybe   it   was   some   sort   of   twisted   PAYBACK,   or   maybe   it's   because   his   grandson   was   as   much   of   a   prick   as   he   was.

         ❝    IS   your   hearing   going   out   old   man?   Man,   the   old   age   is   really   getting   to   you,   huh?   I   said   I   wouldn't   do   that   if   I   were   you.   You   know,   a   threat?   That's   what   I   was   getting   at   but   you   kinda   ruined   it.    ❜