Musashi Came Home 🍜

Please unmute this

I wasn’t sure what I was expecting, but it wasn’t this 

This is what you call good game design

I love that the only thing that slows it down is being too fucking tiny to make the teeter totter tilt the other way.

@commandertartar

Bite me as hard as you please, and make me see stars. I am yours to use.

imagine a burger saying this haha

“Americans believe in big portions! That’s so crazy.” Look at this European getting scammed into paying for 100 calories worth of food. Fool. Idiot. You wish you could have this 16 ounce Big Gulp and this serving of rice I will eat off for three days but you can’t. Cope and seethe.

I also love watching Italians get mad at Italian American food. You’re cranky because your hungry, aren’t you? Cranky because you don’t get that delicious olive oil and balsamic vinegar to dip your bread in before meals? Cranky because your pizza kinda sucks?

who has that one post that’s like “americans will lightly rib british people for their accents and brits will be like ‘your children will die in a school shooting’“