Adventures in Internet Dating!

This is the best.

Beautifully said!

Testify!

but he’ll turn in a complaint to the -embassy- bb that’s so sooper srs im sure the police will pop right round to take your rude, standards-having ass to jail

What the actual fuck

Hahaha. Imagine the person at the embassy reception desk...

I can’t believe it!!! Oh my god!!! You me and @wasmnowf all in a matter of days!! That’s nuts! And I love how they don’t even give you a reason or tell you it’s going to happen. Great example of professionalism.

Right!? I wonder if it’s temp or perm?

Do they do temp bans? I’ve never heard of it. Are you going to make a new account? I think I will, I was just waiting for them to respond to me but clearly they’re taking their time lol

I saved all my stuff just in case, but I’m not too worried about it xD

I have another account, but I can only log into it from my phone because they apparently blocked my ip. My other account is completely blank and creating it on the phone is a pain in the ass!

If you use an incognito tab it evades the ip ban somehow! At least it works for me in Chrome.

Thanks! I switched browsers and that worked too! :)

In person he just shouts ‘open sesame’ at their thighs.

Good gravy, this is next level insane.

ANY AUSTRALIANS OUT THERE WHO KNOW WHO THIS MAN IS?

All I need is a Facebook page, people! How DARE you use that word? To ANYBODY, much less a friend of mine? I NEED TO FIND HIM!

The pictures are Felipe Claro - a Brazillian rugby player. @alemaorugby on IG. I can’t find an ‘Alan’ who has been capped (played a game) for Australian rugby since the 70s. There’s an Allan Fa'alava'au, but as you might gather from the surname, he does not look like he’d be using that term.