"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

It’s like I overthink my overthinking

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

never be good at your job. it's a trap. they'll just give you more and harder stuff to do and it'll pull you away from your true passion of writing gay fanfiction for people on the internet

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE

(three decades into my life) sorry I wasn’t paying attention, can we start again?