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It's a hell weather night. The air feels like friggin sandpaper. I shuffle my way into a local dennys where I got an invite to join a local club that seemed pretty cool, and there he was.

Danny, sitting there with his red glasses UPSIDE DOWN. He screamed

"YOU THERE!! YOU HAVE HEARD MY CALL!! I AM HERE TO TELL YOU THE LONG STORY OF THE OINGOS AND THE BOINGOS, THE ONLY GENDERS KNOWN TO MAN. SIT!!!"

Hello guys I feel like i need to give a tour of my bEAUTIFUL children. Thank you.

Pete

This is Pete he's the oldest and he's real cute and I love him he makes a lot of sandwiches for his siblings and he's just a sweet soul

Roger

Roger is a middle child he's a very good boi and he does his chores but one time he bathed in beans and got pneumonia :(

Keith

Keith is a very soft boi and he tries to act like the youngest child but he's sadly not :( we all gotta give him some attention or he'll scream

John

John is the youngest child and I must look after him and protect him at all times. If anything happened to him I'd kill everyone in this building and then myself. He's a hecking CUTIE

SO LIKE you see this good boy. John. Very good photo yes? Yes indeed. Good boy.

BUT THEN THERE IS AN ENTIRELY UNWANTED LITTLE BITCH.

TODD WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE

GET OUT TODD WE DIDN'T INVITE YOUR STUPID PSYCHEDELIC ASS