Cherry Whine

Guys please I’m on my knees. I need Kennett fics. I’ll even go on that one site with barely any filters

Damon on his loose cannon shit is actually so annoying looking back bc it’s such a distraction. It’s season 2, Katherine is in town, Caroline is a newly turned vampire and there goes Damon killing Jeremy and antagonising an extremely easy-going werewolf to the point of enmity.

Yeah, Benedict’s pinky ring is the sexiest thing I’ve seen on a man in a very long time

Louis or Lestat better have done the right thing and killed Bruce. He can’t traverse the globe freely while my girl Claudia is dust

Ships don’t have to be believable. Idk who taught you lot that but they lied to you. None of these people are real. You can do what you like with them.

Movie Tengen is actually so fine he has to have been a figment of my imagination

Douma gives me the heebie jeebies like I like a villain as much as the next disgrace to her family but this is Hisoka levels of heebie jeebies

Reading long form true form Sukuna fics always shocks me bc in a 2000 word smut I’m like “ooh double-dicked stomach mouth bad boy” but in a 40 000 word fic, I have to remember he has two faces and four arms too. Like woah we’re really monster fucking

Beyond being an average athlete, the actual reason I could never be a demon slayer is the fact that 90% of demons are fucking gross. Literally my last words would be “omfg EWWWW” and I can’t have that.

Gege might not know how to wrap up a story but that one eyed cat knows how to draw a sexy man

I hate my job so much. It’s literally mindless but my colleagues are so nice. Is this what Louis meant by suffocation by the world’s softest, beigest pillow bc I would’ve crashed out in the 70s too if I had to live like that for decades

I am a victim of the Giyu to Geto pipeline 🥀

Not once in an anime have I seen a man wearing geta get dog walked

So they’re just not even going to pretend to be a real school😭