oh that's cute

oh you're paying for dinner and you just broke out your Discover card. that's cute.

oh you're not British but you insist on spelling it colour. that's cute.

oh you joined pinterest and just uploaded a sh!tfeck load of photos of kids. that's cute.

oh you're getting in a run at the gym and catching up on all your phone calls at the same time. that's cute.

oh you bought the new miley cyrus record and you'd like to share it with the entire office. that's cute

oh you're taking the bus and you only have dimes. that's cute.

oh you you like "all kinds of music" including mumford, lumineers and the avett brothers. that's cute.

oh you're a marketing manager kingpin for one of those companies that floods the internet with horrible seo farms. that's cute.

oh you have a flip phone and you want me to look up a street address for you. that's cute.

oh you have a job that allows you to be on facebook 7 out of 8 working hours. that's cute. 

oh you finally discovered breaking bad and now you think it's "the best show ever created ever." that's cute.

oh it's raining out and you're wearing flip flops. that's cute.