ohpleasetaylor

So it’s obviously been ages since I’ve posted or been on here, ya know life and what not. 2015 was probably the worst most stressful year of my life, which unfortunately continued into 2016.

On that note, my main reason for making a post now is I’m thinking of making a post with tips on how to prepare and treat yo’ self for a preliminary court hearing where you are a victim.

I know this is a makeup blog, however I think it could be helpful, especially for people who don’t have access to a therapist like I did. 

So yeah, I’m thinking of moving the focus away from makeup for this and pretty much making it a personal one. And I totally understand if you unfollow.

if you can't afford to tip your pizza delivery driver maybe you should come pick it up yourself

don't have your kids give me the money and not explain what a tip is so i get to watch the little turd put it in his pocket like "oh mom, so stupid, can't count"

don't not tip me then ask if we're hiring

don't ask me how much money i make when i deliver your pizza

don't get mad when i don't have change for a hundred, you really think i carry $80 in change on me???

if you're in an apartment complex don't let me get there and see that i need a gate code so i have to call you while somebody's getting pissed behind me

uhm don't go run errands after you order a pizza??? i'm not going to wait for you to get back

don't get mad at me for not bringing you a paper receipt for a cash order

if you pay with a credit card DON'T have your kids meet me at the door. i need to see the card and your id. and no don't send the cards down with your kid, i have no idea what you look like.

please don't ask me 900 questions about my life/tattoo whatever. i don't really have time to hear about what tattoos you want. (i don't mind oh yeah i hella want a *blank* while taking your pizza or signing your receipt but please don't tell me the 10 tattoo ideas you have and the stories behind them as i'm inching away)

don't say sorry when writing a zero with a dash through it on the tip line when i deliver to you once a week. it's more irritating than not tipping. 'cause you've never tipped me and you're not sorry.

i'm not comfortable coming into your home (especially if you're male), i already drove the damn pizza here you can put it on the counter.