I fear that my fish would run

*texting*

Shōyō & Tobio, holding a birthday cake: HAPPY BIRTHDAY NOYA-SAN!!

Tobio: What would you do if cockroaches came out your toilet, painted your toenails, washed and braided your hair, did your makeup, prepared you a 7 course meal, bathed and moisturized your face, made your celebrity crush fall in love with you, gave you grapes and yogurt and fan you?

Tetsurō: See, a lot of people like you. And this is why.

Kei: I spy with my little eye, someone who needs to shut the fuck up.

Keijii: The first thing I look at in a man is his heart.

Do you ever try to find a happy fanfic for a certain ship and then you realize most of the fanfics you can find are either very sad/angsty or the ship is too much of a rare pair?

Haikyuu!! As Internet Quotes

*texting*