(drama intensifies)

feminist retelling shoulsnt be the woman does some girlboss shit femist retelling is she does the same stuff except u actually give a shit abt her perspective and thoughts and feelings as a human being this time

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

I do think it's kind of funny how john green wrote a book about tuberculosis that brought a lot of renewed attention to the subject and he's since become the darling of the tb world, speaks at tb conferences, my dad and every other tb researcher I know is absolutely smitten with him, and they'll be like "we love this guy! have you heard of him??" and I have to be like well yes, I have. for other reasons

i need to be kissed by someone who is so hungry for me they can't think straight

moaning while making out moaning while making out moaning while making out moaning while making out

i bet it feels good to be an underwater plant just swaying in sync with the flow of water

it doesn't matter to cats what kind of bad week you're going through, they'll come into your room and start doing repeated bulldozer attacks on you

“global birth rates are declining”…… yeah and so are the reblog rates on tumblr.com too, so what now