ONE HUNDRED SUNS

Harrison: So because YOU got pricked you're letting him suffer?! omg what is wrong with you

Harrison: CLEARLY YOU DIDN'T?

Harrison: oh fuck sake.

Harrison: you know you're not even SUPPOSED to shave a newfoundland right

Harrison: you need to go out and buy him a coat right now

Jon: oh my god it wasn't because i got PRICKED

Jon: It was because there was no getting them OUT

Jon: what the fuck

Jon: what size jacket do you even get this fucking dog?!

Harrison: ... you probably could have washed them out

Harrison: oh my god no this is so your fault

Harrison: GET A BETTER GRIP

Harrison: How fucking stupid does he look ugh my poor baby

Jon: I TRIED AND KEPT GETTING POKED SO FUCK THAT

Jon: I HAD A GOOD GRIP ON HIM FUCK OFF

Jon: He looks pretty fucking dumb

Harrison: what the fuck do you mean he HAD to be

Harrison: WHY HAVE YOU SHAVED MY DOG

Harrison: but i'm not mad

Harrison: i'm fucking LIVID, jon

Jon: IT WAS HIS OWN FAULT

Jon: Right so we went for a run, because obviously lol

Jon: But Trigger got out of my fuckin' grip and barreled down into this sticky bush thing

Harrison: Yeah, for some reason you seem to like washing Trigs, ha

Harrison: what the fuck have you done to my dog

Jon: Okay so don't get mad

Jon: But he's had to be shaved some!

Harrison: ... you're not ready for other chores yet

Harrison: what have you done oh my god

Jon: No... no i am not

Harrison: if this has anything to do with you fucking up one of the simple chores you were asked to do then i don't wanna hear it

Jon: ok

JON: you will never fucking believe what just happened to me

JON: I AM LIVID

1: When did you lose your virginity?

i was like 14 i think, i don’t remember it’s been too fucking long ago.

5: Favourite sex position?

my dick in harrison’s ass any way to be honest.

7: Have you ever had any one night stands?

is the pope catholic?

9: Have you ever had sex in a public place?

have you not? prude.

13: Is there anybody right now you’d like to have sex with?

yes. gerard way.

15: Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex?

this guy farted right as i put my dick inside him – needless to say i got the fuck out – after i busted my nut of course.

19: Would you prefer sex in the bath or sex in the shower?

bath. do you know how fucking pretty harrison is when he’s wet? and we’re too tall to be fuckin’ standing up in some slippery death trap so nah. a bath.

21: Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you?

i’ve had one, and they’re overrated. so not again, no.

23: Have you ever sent someone a dirty text/picture?

i send harrison dick pics on the fuckin daily.

25: Is there anything you do after sex? (for example, smoke, eat, drink)

smoke, have a doughnut, go to bed usually.

27: Early morning sex or late night sex?

late night, no way i want harrison’s funky mornin’ breath in my face first thing.

29: Favourite body part on the same sex?

the peen. but also the fucking hands, god.

16: A song you’d listen to during hard/rough/kinky sex?

me and harrison don’t even have time to put on music before we fuck. so i guess the heavy breathing and moaning from us is our music. also harrison screaming out that i’ve got the best dick he’s ever had in his life, so, music enough for me y’know?

17: A song you’d listen to during soft/slow/passionate sex?

same as previous. do people actually listen to music while they’re fucking? i thought that was a myth.

3: Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes?

does blood play count? also i pretend harrison is just a corpse sometimes.

11: What does your favourite sexy underwear look like?

i don’t own sexy underwear, the fuck? i’m almost always nude.

“I’d like to think you’d have something more to offer than that,” he laughed softly. “Yeah, you take good pictures. I probably still have photo albums on photo albums on photo albums of all the pictures you would make me take of you,” he chuckled at the memory. “What?” he asked, shocked at the sudden confession. “You wanna be a fulltime housewife, or?” he raised a brow. “What do you wanna do now?”