{ things i plan to do on my days off mon/tues }
+ update/finish about + come up with premade plots + answer memes + reblog more memes + make sway introduce herself to people. + force you to love sway

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Kaledo Art

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One Nice Bug Per Day

#extradirty

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Peter Solarz
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DEAR READER

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oozey mess
wallacepolsom
Sade Olutola
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Today's Document

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Sweet Seals For You, Always
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{ things i plan to do on my days off mon/tues }
+ update/finish about + come up with premade plots + answer memes + reblog more memes + make sway introduce herself to people. + force you to love sway

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Send one of the following for my Muse's reaction (Winter version)
"I think Iām coming down with something."
"Do you want to help me make some mulled wine?"
"Bah Humbug."
"All I want for Christmas is you."
"Well, I guess weāre right under the mistletoe!"
"I wish I got someone else for Secret Santaā¦"
"Itās snowing outside!"
"We need to hide the presents."
"I burnt my hand trying to roast chestnuts."
"Wake up, I want my presents."
"I am not dressing up as an elf againā¦ā
"Get out from under the tree!"
"Thatās the cutest snow angel Iāve ever seen."
"Do you know any carols?"
"Your hands are freezing donāt touch me!"
"Do we really have to spend Christmas with them?"
"Nice sweaterā¦"
"Youāre so warm, donāt move."
"That snowball went right in my ear."
"We canāt share a scarf- what do you think youāre doing?!"
"But itās cold outside."
"I donāt understand how me dressing up as a present benefits anyoneā¦"
"Stay still, I canāt reach the top of the tree!"
"You smell like cinnamon."
"I think my teeth have frostbite."
"Iām going to be late, the roads are icy."
"You look like Rudolph the red nose reindeer."
"Come back here- youāre not leaving without your coat."
"Youāre leaving out cookies and milk to encourage an old fat man to break into our house?"
"I think I got some tinsel up my nose."
                  ⤠ jung tŃndu. ŃlαstĆc quŃŃn. ĆnstαprĆncŃss                                мaιn rapper && dancer oŅ Š¼ove! Ā Ā Ā ā¢Ā
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ā”Ā Ā Ā ā ā ā āĀ Ā Ā ā”
Colours Meme
Deep Red - Iām in love with you. Red - I love you. Pink - I think youāre cute. Blue - Youāre amazing. Rose - Youāre pretty Purple - Youāre hot. Plum - I would fuck you. Violet - I would date you. Aqua - I could stay on your blog for hours. Lavender - You are my tumblr crush. Orange - I want to get to know you. Tangerine - We have a lot in common. Amber - I wish you would notice me. Cream - I donāt talk to you but I really love your blog. Beige - I donāt know you at all. Yellow - I donāt like your blog. Green - I donāt like you. Olive - I think you are unattractive. Brown - I hate you. Grey - You scare me. Black - Delete your tumblr. White - FACEBOOK/MSN/other means of contacting you PLEASE
āIf I were your loverā⦠Finish it in my ask.

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Reblog if it is okay to talk to the Mun in private..
                  ⤠ jung tŃndu. ŃlαstĆc quŃŃn. ĆnstαprĆncŃss                                мaιn rapper && dancer oŅ Š¼ove! Ā Ā Ā ā¢Ā
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ā”Ā Ā Ā ā ā ā āĀ Ā Ā ā”
"Take a picture, itāll last longer."
I...Oh. [ ` she shook her head, trying to snap herself back into reality ] I didn't even realize I was staring. I'm sorry, my mind tends to just wander.
Your character has just discovered my character's journal/diary.
Leave aĀ Ā ā± in my askbox for an entry thatās about you.

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Got7
Favorite Member: Jackson Least Favorite Member: Mark Prettiest Member: Jaebeom Favorite Song/MV: Girls, Girls, Girls - mainly because of the choreographyFavorite Pairing: Jackyeom/Yuson
texts from last night! meme
[text] Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today? [text] The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here [text] He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after. [text] I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW [text] So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this oneās for Team USA. [text] He gave me the āfind somebody who wants to date you for who you areā speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants. [text] I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese [text] I just got high off one hit and then Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refrigerator and researching ways to replace it [text] Seriously. Iām like, āWait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because youāre so fucking intelligent Iām turned on?ā [text] Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet? [text] He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. Iām keeping him. [text]Ā Iām making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life. [text] Itās a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later. [text] Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. Iāve been waiting for this moment forever. [text] Lesson learned. Donāt roleplay with a real knife. [text] We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old womanās birthday party for the food. Whoops. [text] He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle. [text] I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. Iād say it was a pretty successful Thursday night. [text] Iām wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real. [text] Heās like⦠An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. Itās almost unsettling [text] I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think Iāve found the One. [text] Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while⦠if you happen to find your balls then join us [text] i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled ādibs!ā⦠[text] and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered āSimbaā [text] so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog. [text] Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever. [text] Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me [text] We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sounds logical. Thank you daylight savings. [text] when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was āchug-a-lugā [text] Thereās a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork. [text] Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine [text] My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there. [text] He told me he loved me. I didnāt know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him [text] Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten [text] Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly. [text] He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter. [text] we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex Iāve ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury [text] I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a manās heart. [text] When was the last time you wore pants? [text] Iāve replaced you with thin mints and masturbation [text] Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast. [text] Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time [text] Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent [text] We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person. [text] I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So howās your day going? [text] I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesnāt need it today. [text] We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. Whatās wrong with this tradition? [text] all iāve had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila. [text] Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys donāt exist? [text] Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special [text] And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention [text] This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the āHigh While Analyzing Disney Moviesā texts begin. [text] Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He wonāt quit poking me on fb [text] I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes [text] One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it wonāt be me. Iām drinking liquor out of a fishbowl. [text] You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy [text] im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster [text] just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing. [text] I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on [text] Letās play a little game called āChill the Fuck Outā - youāre our first contestant [text] Didnāt get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie. [text] I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion. [text] you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat [text] tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance? [text] We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out [text] maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game [text] i think its awesome that according to your mom iām your friend that caught on fire. [text] So fucked up. Canāt tell if Iām starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out. [text] I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day. [text] Vodka is such a love hate relationship. [text] you traded sex for a burrito? [text] I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos. [text] You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there. [text] itās not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher. [text] Youāre always adorable, but when youāre drunk, youāre like Chia Pet adorable. [text] this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest [text] I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box [text] I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year oldās Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day. [text] Itās like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal itās gummy bears and instead of milk itās vodka. [text] You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go [text] Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome. [text] we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying āi mean who doesnāt like cheetosā [text] quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you [text] I left a cheeto on everyoneās car trailing to the house iām at, hanzel and gretel style. [text] Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again. [text] nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs [text] When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar. [text] kinda considering buying a life alert for sophomore year [text] My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something. [text] Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex. [text] you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing āfollow the yellowbrick roadā. iām pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted [text] Itās like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job. [text] did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes? [text] The world would be so much better with thought bubbles. [text] I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy! [text] You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen. [text] I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter. [text] So I woke up today with someoneās door knob in my pocket. I hope everybody else got out of the house ok. [text] So we successfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know. [text] Because when I say āYou shouldnāt drink anymoreā, she hears, āI personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinksā [text] okay, this game isnāt funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are. [text] The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing. [text] when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed [text] so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat. [text] You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone [text] never. drinking. again. [text] Iām gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see. [text] got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night [text] I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now [text] iām out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction. [text] Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
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āāā
send me a 'ā' and I'll tell you something I like about you
Since I don't really know you all that well, I guess we'll do it from a physical stand point?
ā - Our height difference. I'm just barely over 157cm, so I really have an affinity for tall men.
ā - Your sharp, distinct jawline.
ā - Them muscles.

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send me a 'ā' and I'll tell you something I like about you