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Today in questionably placed quotation marks
orchestra stereotypes - go!
piccolo: i don’t always play, but when i do, rip ur earsflutes: can we please do something else than imitating birdsoboes: quack quack was that me warming up my reed or an actual melody who knowsclarinets: we have one melody in this entire piece and you can’t hear it over the trumpets so why would we not warm up with rhapsody in bluesaxophones: thank you lord for inventing maurice ravel. oh and while ur here lord can you stop the rest of the orchestra bullying mebassoons: deep poothorns: just when ur admiring us for our infinite hotness and gorgeous tone quality we’ll start playing mahler cuivré with 8 of us in unison watch out BAAAAAAtrumpets: *slides into violin 1 section* which one of u lovely ladies wants a night with me ay the trumpet isn’t the only thing i can double tongue alalalalalalala *puts two fingers up to mouth and starts imitating cunnilingus*trombones: the bottle i’m clutching onto is definitely water and not vodka i promise. gotta stay hydrated. no you can’t have any why d-tuba: *tips fedora* m’ladytimpani: i went through 4 years of music school just for this shit 1 5 1 5 1 5 1 5 1 oh tricky bit coming up there’s a triplet but don’t worry there’s 92 bars of rest for me to prepare for itother percussion: 1 gay guy, 1 straight girl who’s his best friend, the rest just fuckboysharp: you may not be able to hear me in the orchestra but you won’t be laughing anymore when i forcefully transport you into a dream sequence just watchpiano: why am i here. i chose this instrument to get away from other musicians wtf i can make all the notes by myself i don’t need youorgan: now i can really make all the notes by myself you want a trumpet here’s a trumpet you want a clarinet here’s a clarinet badabingbadaboom just give me a church and i’m invincibleconcertmaster: bow down 2 meother violin 1s: we promise we’re just as good as the concertmaster see here’s us warming up with the sibelius concerto look loOK LOOKviolin 2s: i tried so hard and got so far but in the end it didn’t even matterviolas: you think you have it bad violin 2s we have to come into every rehearsal just for pizzicato ostinaticelli: 70% boring basslines 30% passionate melodies 100% fuck mebasses: plonk plonk plonkconductor: let’s have some fun this beat is sick everyone pay attention to me and my stick
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lately i’ve been replacing my “i’m sorry”s with “thank you”s, like instead of “sorry i’m late” i’ll say “thanks for waiting for me”, or instead of “sorry for being such a mess” i’ll say “thank you for loving me and caring about me unconditionally” and it’s not only shifted the way i think and feel about myself but also improved my relationships with others who now get to receive my gratitude instead of my negativity

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