Honeyy

i dont know how you people can listen to eminem after he fucked up being a second century warlord so badly

i eat your grandads clothes

Macklemoth

aquarium date? sorry, I mean museum date? sorry, I mean planetarium date? sorry, I mean botanical garden date? sorry, I mean grocery shopping together? sorry, I mean

i love you semicolon. no one look at my 80 word sentence

there are many fat gay women which is basically awesome

eww dude keep your skinny fetish to yourself

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

if i have one more person say sparkles on this post im gonna blow i swear to god

what the fuck. comics are magic

the internet seems like a distant dream

whatever we are on rn is not the internet. It's ads

this would be funny but cracker is a fucking slur and i get called it far too much irl so excuse me for not laughing

They're calling it the most cracker thing to have ever been said