everybody loves me

Oh, honey you should have started with that. You want some aspirin?

I figured my attitude made it kind of obvious. But no, I'm good, I've already taken like six of them. 

ooo someones got issues. And fun is usually loud. You’re a teenager you should know this

Yeah, loud is fun when you don't have a hangover the size of Alaska. 

Well, if you take my class you might, and don’t be such a spoil sport, I’m having fun!

Thanks, but no thanks. I'm gonna stick with French. And can you have fun that's not so loud? 

I have no idea what you're saying, but could you not?

I know it is, also annoying.

I can only imagine. I bet you got made fun of a lot as a kid, didn't you?

I’m July, your new English teacher.

Well that's an interesting name. 

Well, I guess you now have someone to fuck, huh? because I’m totally down. The fact about fucking assholes, is that you end up on top, there’s no way I would let an asshole top.

Guess I do, thank fucking god. True that. I pick and choose when I top, but I don't think I'd let any of these shitbags control me. That'd just make me an idiot. 

You don’t have to agree with it to study it. 

I don't exactly want to study what got me kicked out of my house, thanks. I'll pass on that one, dude. 

Study of religion.

Fuck no. Fuck religion. 

Not very good at art, history, or theology are we?

Theo-what? 

Right out of college, huh? I might think about it. Rumor has it, you know? The French teacher… uh, I don’t know if I had met them. I would fuck a few people just basing myself on looks.

I don't really dig many of the guys here. There are maybe one or two I'd fuck based on looks alone. But even then I know how they act, and they're assholes. 

Are you sure you know what the Statue of David is?

Fucking a teacher is not something new to me, so there’s no interesting thing on it. I would rather fuck young people.

The Chem teacher is a spring chicken. He's right out of college. And the rumor is he's gonna be the one to fuck a student first. Personally, my money is on the French teacher. But as far as students go here...shit, you're about the only one I'd fuck.