will byers stan first human second
cherry valley forever
Cosimo Galluzzi
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Sweet Seals For You, Always
$LAYYYTER
todays bird
noise dept.

Kiana Khansmith
occasionally subtle
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Love Begins
Keni

JVL

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roma★
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pixel skylines
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SENTENCE MEME ⟶ THE HAUNTING OF HILL HOUSE / 1.04 – 1.05 always feel free to tweak the sentence to fit your muse.
“I started messing around with liquor and drugs, and I was doing down all the wrong routes.”
“That fucked me up pretty bad.”
“It’s normal for kids to have imaginary friends and nightmares.”
“I just thought you might like these cool old buttons I found upstairs.”
“If you liked it you’d be doing it wrong.”
“Your sobriety is full-term, it’s a fully-formed little baby.”
“How the fuck do you expect people to get through this without friends?”
“Sometimes we can start to hang our recovery on someone else instead of on ourselves.”
“I wanted to make sure that you were okay.”
“Just because I messed up doesn’t mean you have to.”
“I still can’t believe you came after me.”
“She’s always believed in me.”
“I would really rather not get into that.”
“You know the definition of insanity. Doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.”
“I’m not trying to suggest that you’re not taking this seriously.”
“I just wanted to bring a friend to dinner and you’re not giving her a chance.”
“Just because someone’s a good person, just because you care about them doesn’t mean they won’t burn you.”
“Thirty days clean so you can make me feel like shit again.”
“I was always a scared little kid, and I thought I’d get braver as I got older, but I didn’t.”
“I fucked them over so many times.”
“Any addict alone is in bad company.”
“Sleep paralysis is more common than you think.”
“It’s perfectly normal to want to find something to blame.”
“I don’t expect you to believe me.”
“You want me to buy you heroin?”
“I’ve been having a really hard time, too, and nobody wants to see it.”
“This event seems to have really upset you.”
“Is there more to this story?”
“I am feeling some serious fucking concern.”
“I’m sorry, but you can’t live like this.”
“I thought we would go to a museum, go to the beach, or get drunk and fucking cry, not be treated like a servant.”
“You look worse now than you did four months ago.”
“I’ve got your back, but I also have my limits.”
“You’ve never cared about anyone more than yourself, and that’s sad.”
“You say the meanest things to me.”
“You don’t get to come in here and embarrass me like that.”
“You don’t get to just start smashing up our lives because you’re transitioning into a new treatment.”
“Do you think that was constructive?”
“I’m going to ask you something and I need you to be honest with me.”
“The problem is that you haven’t confronted your past.”
“How can a house, just a collection of bricks, wood, and glass have so much power over you?”
“I didn’t know if you’d come back.”
“You said you would be right back before and it was the longest time.”
“I’m sorry for everything I said. I should have believed you.”
“I’m clean and sober, all thanks to you.”
CHRISTMAS / WINTER THEMED MEME .
send a symbol from your muse to mine. feel free to combine actions or add specifics even when it doesn’t ask for it . add ‘ ↪ ‘ for a reverse of my muse to yours .
HOLIDAY :
🎁 / our muses exchange gifts to one another . ( can specify . )
🍞 / to invite my muse to a holiday dinner with their family .
🎅 / help my muse gift wrap a present . ( can specify for who )
🔌 / help hang lights or decorate with my muse .
🎄 / decorate and help my muse with a christmas tree .
🌿 / our muses catch themselves under a mistletoe .
WEATHER :
☃️ / build a snowman with my muse .
❄️ / play in the snow with my muse . ( can specify . )
💨 / our muses are trapped inside a cabin during a snow storm .
🐾 / our muses find footprints in the snow and follow them .
✨ / our muses watch the northern lights together .
🌲 / my muse helps yours cut down a christmas tree .
🔥 / help my muse get firewood and build a fire .
NICE :
👀 / my muses reaction to finding out your muse is their secret santa .
😷 / help and aid my muse while their sick .
🍵 / our muses share a cup of hot coco .
💑 / propose or ask my muse to be their girl / boyfriend . ( specify which . )
$ / offer my muse money through a hard time .
🎭 / invite my muse to a christmas / winter masquerade .
NAUGHTY :
💋 / give my muse a hot steamy kiss .
👗 / my muse dresses up as a sexy santa for your muse .
👅 / my muse licks your muse .
🍷 / my muse stops your muse from coming onto them while being drunk .
🏃 / catch my muse stealing valuable’s from your muses family during a family holiday dinner
Ewan McGregor interviews Winnie The Pooh
nonsexual acts of intimacy --- select from the following for my muse to respond to:
♔ : Finding your muse wearing their clothes ♕ : Holding hands ♖ : Having their hair washed by your muse ♗ : Your muse falling asleep with their head in my muse’s lap. ♘ : Cuddling in a blanket fort ♙ : Sharing a bed ♚ : Head scratches ♛ : Sharing a dessert ♜ : Shoulder rubs ♝ : Reading a book together ♞ : Caring for each other while ill (specify which party is which) ♟ : Patching up a wound ♤ : Taking a bath together ♧ : Your muse playing with their hair ♡ : Accidentally falling asleep together ♢ : Forehead or cheek kisses ♠ : Your muse adjusting their jewelry/neck tie/ etc. ♣ : Back scratches ♥ : Your muse crying about something ♦ : Slow dancing

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Protective sentence starters??
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because visualizing muses in these situations generally equates to puppies guarding each other and its wonderful
“No, don’t do that it’s not safe.”
“You’re scared of that, aren’t you?”
“Don’t touch her/him!”
“It’s cute that you tried to protect me and all, but you’re like a foot shorter than me, you know?”
“I will always step in between you and something like that.”
“Why? Because I don’t want you to get hurt, that’s why!”
“Do you think just because my feet don’t touch the bottom of the pool that I need a floatie?”
“The stepping stool is unecessary.”
“I’m not apologizing for what I said to that asshole/jerk… He/she was saying terrible things about you.”
“If you say another word about her/him, you’ll regret it.”
“I don’t want to put you in that type of environment.”
“Make sure to tell me if you get worried, or nervous, or claustrophobic, or-”
“You could have been hurt.”
“I indirected him/her on Twitter for your honor.”
“I think you should leave this type of thing to me.”
“I’m gonna protect you.”
“You can hold onto me if you’re scared, you know?”
“I’m not leaving you alone. Not now, not ever.”
“Let’s all watch a different movie. This one freaks her/him out.”
“I get where you’re coming from dude, but honestly shut the hell up and don’t talk about her/him that way.”
“She/He isn’t an object.”
“She/he told me what you did, and all I’m gonna do is tell you to stay away.”
“You don’t know anything about her/him!”
“What? You think that was funny? You just insulter her/him, and expect me to laugh?”
“I’m not gonna let you put up with that.”
“Really, if you told me to I’d go punch them for you.”
“Wait, let me walk you home.”
“I’ll drive you, please– please don’t go like this.”
“It’s dangerous.”
“I’m worried about you.”
“I meant it when I said I would protect you.”
“I’m not stepping aside until you back up.”
“It’s too cold for you to come out here without a jacket on.”
“I’ll go see what the noise was.”
“Stay on the phone with me.”
“Promise me you’ll be safe.”
“I don’t feel comfortable with you going there on your own.”
“He/She did what to you?”
“I won’t let you go through something like that again.”
“I’m not perfect, but I’m trying my hardest to do everything to keep you safe.”
“Stay behind me.”
“I promised your mom to make sure you didn’t do anything stupid tonight.”
“I love you. Of course I’m gonna defend you like that.”
“No, he/she isn’t good enough to take you out. Trust me, I know.”
“Are you planning to stay glued to my side this whole evening?”
“I’ll be okay, because I know you’re back here ready to step in if I need you.”
“Thank you for always sticking with me.”
“I’m really worried about her/him, but I don’t think he/she wants me to call.”
“I don’t know what I would do if something happened to you.”
“Like, I don’t expect to ever have to take a bullet for you, but I would.”
* SCREAM FILM FRANCHISE PROMPTS .
SCREAM :
❛ Would you settle for a PG-13 relationship? ❜
❛ I’m sorry if my traumatized life is an inconvenience to your perfect existence. ❜
❛ You sick fucks. You’ve seen one too many movies! ❜
❛ Are you alone in the house? ❜
❛ We’re gonna play a little game. ❜
❛ My mom and dad are gonna be so mad at me! ❜
❛ When do we see breasts? I wanna see Jamie Lee’s breasts. ❜
❛ You cut me too deep. I think I’m dying here, man. ❜
❛ You take a knife and you slit ‘em from groin to sternum. ❜
❛ I will totally protect you. Yo, I am so buff, I got you covered, girl. ❜
❛ We ask you questions and if you get one wrong, boo-gah, you die. ❜
❛ What do I have to do to prove to you that I’m not a killer? ❜
❛ We already played that game, remember? ❜
❛ I mean did Norman Bates have a motive? Don’t think so! ❜
❛ See, it’s a lot scarier when there’s no motive. ❜
❛ Oh, you wanna play psycho killer? ❜
❛ Oh, please don’t kill me, Mr. Ghostface. I wanna be in the sequel! ❜
❛ Well, you’re not going to be alone any more, right? ❜
❛ There’s always some stupid bullshit reason to kill your girlfriend. ❜
❛ I never thought I’d be so happy to be a virgin. ❜
❛ What’s your favorite scary movie? What comes to mind? ❜
❛ You hang up on me again and I’ll gut you like a fish, you understand? ❜
❛ Tell me something. Did you really put her liver in the mailbox? ❜
❛ This is the moment when the supposedly dead killer comes back to life, for one last scare. ❜
SCREAM 2 :
❛ I’m not interrupting anything, am I? ❜
❛ Have you ever felt a knife cut through human flesh and scrape the bone beneath? ❜
❛ You should really deal with your trust issues. ❜
❛ This is just the kind of guy you’d love to bring home to mom… if… you had… a mom. ❜
❛ I was just reading in your book about your last cameraman, the guy got gutted. ❜
❛ First of all: he wasn’t gutted. I made it up. His throat was slashed. ❜
❛ You know, you must be getting quite a lot of flak on that, right? ❜
❛ Your flattering remarks are both desperate and obvious. ❜
❛ Well, I was hoping I might get just a few words with you. ❜
❛ Tell us everything that’s happened, looking back on the last two years? ❜
❛ Whoa, Hey, hey, hey hey, Deep breaths, Lot of deep breaths. ❜
❛ Why do you always answer a question with a question? ❜
❛ Yeah, and I’m impatient. Look, do you want to leave a message for someone? ❜
❛ So, why don’t you show your face, you fucking coward? ❜
❛ The killer is trying to finish what was started. ❜
❛ If the killer is following a pattern, maybe we can figure out who’s next. ❜
❛ So what do you wanna do, bonehead? Sit here, wait and see who drops next? ❜
❛ Don’t you know history repeats itself? Hm? ❜
❛ I thought I was gonna be up there until opening night. ❜
❛ So, uh… what’s your favorite scary movie? ❜
❛ Is that the best you can do? ❜
❛ “Drink with your brain.” That’s our motto. ❜
❛ That shit only calls you when he’s drunk. Don’t go over there. ❜
❛ No matter how hard you try, you’ll never be the hero and you’ll never, ever get the girl. ❜
SCREAM 3 :
❛ Not only did they-did they kill the film, but they killed my cast.. ❜
❛ Variety called me a “pariah”. I don’t even know what a “pariah” is. ❜
❛ Oh, it’s hard being friends with you, [Name]. ❜
❛ When you’re friends with [Name], you die. ❜
❛ It’s time you came to terms with me and with mother! ❜
❛ I had no idea they were going to make a film of their own. ❜
❛ Fucking kill me! You can’t fucking kill me! ❜
❛ So, why don’t you tell me, who you are? ❜
❛ Answer right, your girlfriend lives. ❜
❛ I’m sorry I’m running late. I’m still on the 405. I’m about 10 minutes away. ❜
❛ Uh, look, since I got you on the phone, let’s talk about your character, okay? ❜
❛ See? I don’t understand why I have to start the scene in the shower. ❜
❛ When it’s a threat, you’ll know it. ❜
❛ The killer is in the house and he’s upstairs! ❜
❛ The question isn’t who I am. The question is: Who’s with me? ❜
❛ Now, do you have somewhere we can be… alone? ❜
❛ If you do one thing to attract attention to yourself, one thing, I’ll kill them both. ❜
❛ I don’t want them. I want you. It’s simple. You show yourself, they survive. ❜
❛ I’ll call you when you’re on your way. ❜
❛ How do I know they’re not dead already? ❜
❛ What’s the matter? What are you staring at? ❜
❛ You’re gonna pay for the life you stole from me, [Name]. ❜
❛ You did it all. You did it! You call them all, even your closest… friends. ❜
❛ How do you know you’re not hearing things? How do you know I’m not someone in your head? ❜
SCREAM 4 :
❛ You forgot the first rule of remakes: “Don’t fuck with the original”. ❜
❛ Oh, my God, I love it. I’ve seen it five times and still gets me every time. ❜
❛ Am I, or did whoever make it just underthink it? ❜
❛ Don’t we hear enough of this story every year? ❜
❛ I’m not trying to scare you.. ❜
❛ This is the last person you’re ever gonna see alive. ❜
❛ You’re in my movie, you got a fun part, so don’t blow it. ❜
❛ People live and people die, and you’d better start running! ❜
❛ And I like him - To tease, to torment, to make him squirm! ❜
❛ Sorry about that. Just… making around before taking off. ❜
❛ It’s okay. I mean, you had… a lot of stuff… going on back then. ❜
❛ I think I have just enough time to slice someone open! ❜
❛ You do know there are cops all over the house? ❜
❛ You think this is all about you? You think you’re still the star? ❜
❛ You’ve done very well by all this bloodshed, haven’t you? ❜
❛ Well, how about the town you left behind? ❜
❛ I’m gonna slit your eyelids in half so you don’t blink when I stab you in the face. ❜
❛ But if you wanna be in the hospital, I’d be happy to put you there - in the morgue! ❜
❛ It’s kind of the one component the killer is missing. ❜
❛ You film your entire high school experience, and, what, post it on the ‘net? ❜
❛ Well, if you wanna be the new, new version, the killer should be filming the murders. ❜
❛ Working on less of a Shrequel and more of a Screamake. ❜
❛ Ah, friends count, but it’s the family ties that cut deep. Am I right? ❜
❛ The ones you care about most. And what’s closer than family? The bond of blood. ❜
*Still uses pinky promises as a legitimate foundation of trust*
🖕 Flip my muse the bird/a similar gesture ( nonverbal RP starters ) ( the mun is very sorry lol )
🖕 Flip my muse the bird/a similar gesture
Pooh stared, clearly confused, at the purple-haired girl’s gesture. She didn’t look like she was trying to give him anything nor was there any dollops of honey on her upraised finger she seemed to be wanting to show him.
“...Your finger is very nice. And white,” He commented politely.
Nonverbal RP Starters
I’m finding it difficult to find memes for nonverbal characters ( be they mute, or just not fond of talking ) so I thought I’d make a few!
Neutral
☝️ Tap my muse on the shoulder
👉 Point to something for my muse to see
🤙 Bump into my muse
😊 Sit down next to my muse
🤨 Sit down across from my muse
📓 Push/Slide [an object] across a table to my muse
✍️ Pass my muse a note
🙄 Roll their eyes at my muse
🚪 Tap on a table/door/wall/chair to get my muse’s attention without speaking
Aggressive
🐺 Growl at my muse
😬 Snarl/show teeth at my muse
😠 Death Glare at my muse
🙌 Push/Shove my muse
👊 Punch my muse
👖 Kick my muse in the shin
👠 Stomp on my muse’s foot
😵 Knee my muse in the gut
💀 Knee my muse in the groin
🔪 Point a weapon at my muse
🖕 Flip my muse the bird/a similar gesture
👔 Roughly pull my muse down by the collar
💢 Bang on a door/wall/table to get my muse’s attention- angrily
Angst
👩⚕️ Put pressure on my muse’s wound
🌡 Push my muse down to give them medical attention
🥣 Bring my muse soup/medicine when they are sick
🤢 Hold my muse’s hair back/Rub my muse’s back while they are sick/throwing up
👐 Hold my muse when they are badly wounded/dying
👁 Wake my muse up during a nightmare
🐱 Hold my muse after a nightmare
😭 Hold my muse when they are crying
😢Touch my muse’s shoulder while they are crying in secret
💧 Wipe away my muse’s tears
💥 Try to calm my muse during an overwhelming emotional moment
⛈ Find my muse after some kind of trauma
Soft
👕 Tug on my muse’s sleeve/shirt/skirt
🐈 Lean against my muse’s side
🤝 Hold my muse’s hand
🤗 Pull my muse into a hug
🐕 Rest their head on my muse’s shoulder/knee
🐶 Nuzzle my muse with their nose [specify a location]
✋ Touch the back of my muse’s hand
🤝 Reach for my muse’s hand to hold it
👗 Fix/Straighten my muse’s clothes
😴 Stand by the bed to see if my muse will let you under the covers with them
🛌 Crawl under the covers with my muse
🥪 Set a plate/tray/bowl of food down for my muse
😚 Kiss my muse on the cheek
Playful
🌸 Put a flower in my muse’s hair
✨ Playfully shove my muse’s shoulder
💃 Pull my muse onto a dance floor/up to dance
🤞 Come up beside them and tap the shoulder opposite where they’re standing
😈 Jump out of the shadows to scare/startle my muse
😛 Stick their tongue out at my muse
😱 Make a silly face at my muse
🤭 Tickle my muse
👃 Poke my muse’s nose
💪 Pick my muse up
Sensual/Sexual
💘 Pull my muse in for a rough kiss
💕 Pull my muse in for a tender kiss
💞 Pull my muse in for a messy/desperate kiss
💖 Lean in to give my muse a sweet/chaste kiss
❤️ Lean in to give my muse a tender kiss
🔥 Pull my muse down by the collar/by their clothes - in a sexy way
😉 Pull my muse in by the hips
😲 Smack my muse’s butt
💋 Kiss my muse’s neck
👌 Push my muse down and give them a massage
👙 Pull [an article of clothing] off my muse
👀 Push my muse down on the bed
👄 Pull my muse onto the bed

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“I wish it could always be like this.”
“You’re always there for me.”
“The stars are the only thing that makes sense.”
“There’s more out there, you just have to be patient.”
“It doesn’t all have to be existential dread.”
“You’re so much different when we’re alone.”
“I like it when the worlds quiet.”
“There’s a place for us somewhere.”
“They’ll name constellations after you one day.”
“Your hearts beating so fast.”
“They don’t know what they want.”
“You don’t know what you want.”
“That’s what they’re supposed to say.”
“We really don’t know what we’re doing.”
“I miss the old you.”
“Nostalgias a trap.”
“Aliens are out there.”
“Did you hear that?”
“I really want pizza right now, think it’s open?”
“What time is it?”
“But why would they abduct cows?”
“We’ll all be dead soon enough anyways.”
“I wish we didn’t have to sleep.”
“What do you believe in?”
“What happens after we die?”
“Seems like a silly thing to say, don’t you think?”
“And what’s your excuse?”
“You’ll get it together soon.”
“Sometimes I feel like I’ll never have it together.”
“It’d be better if people weren’t so afraid of their feelings.”
“You keep quiet and we both lose.”
“I wish I could save this forever.”
“When did you realize you were in love with me?”
“The rooms spinning.”
“I loved you long before you knew.”
“I’m not afraid of death, I think it’ll be peaceful.”
“The Universe is too big for that.”
“Do you think we’ve met in other lives?”
“I’d come back to haunt you.”
“Would you come back to haunt me?”
“What’s alternate universe you doing right now?”
“Tell me a secret.”
“Why haven’t you told anyone?”
“I wish we knew each other sooner.”
“You’re a game changer.”
“I’m a game changer.”
“Don’t ignore fate.”
“Ignorance isn’t bliss.”
“What, is that a conspiracy theory?”
“It’s probably the Illuminati anyways.”
ohbcther:
This answer seemed to deflate the bear a little but he didn’t seem too upset as he nodded slowly. “That’s a worry indeed,” He mumbled, reaching up to rub his chin before meeting Ryder’s eyes once again. “Would you care to help me find some…..” He paused, realizing he didn’t know this boy’s name. “You have a name, I wonder?”
All he could do was stare at the bear while his brain tried to process what was happening. Or, rather, how what was happening was even possible. It seemed like something out of some story that you would read to a little kid before bed. Was that it? Was he trapped in some sort of story? He blinked, a couple times, quickly, as the bear’s voice made him snap out of his thoughts. “Ryder. My names Ryder… We could get honey from the stores?”
“You have honey stored?” Pooh misheard him, wondering why the boy--Ryder didn’t say so in the first place. After all, it was a trivial piece of information. He looked around the forest for a moment, expecting to find where Ryder could’ve stored the honey -- a tree perhaps? He seemed tall enough to reach those little hives the bees usually flew in and out of and everyone knew where you found bees, you found honey. “D’ya have it hidden somewhere?”
* love ♥ starters
‘ want me to stay? ’
‘ we’re almost home. ’
‘ you should be in bed. ’
‘ we can share it.’
‘ stay there. i’m coming to get you. ’
‘ shh, shh. you were dreaming. ’
‘ grab my hand. ’
‘ i’m just going to pick you up. ’
‘ everything okay? ’
‘ i won’t leave you behind. ’
‘ don’t worry. better out than in. ’
‘ who did that to you? ’
‘ sit down and rest. ’
‘ sweetie, i would never think that. ’
‘ come lay down in my lap. ’
‘ i know you think you’re all alone out there, but you’re not. ’
‘ call me when you get home. ’
‘ we should change those bandages. ’
‘ you’re safe here. ’
‘ honey… ’
‘ of course we love you. ’
‘ wait here. i’ll go run a bath for you. ’
‘ take my bed for tonight. ’
‘ i promise. ’
‘ you’re always welcome here. ’
‘ don’t talk like that. ’
‘ bad dream? ’
‘ talk to me. ’
‘ it’s okay to cry. ’
‘ you need to be more careful.’
‘ we should hug this out. ’
‘ i worry about you. ’
‘ can i hold your hand? ’
‘ because i care about you. ’
‘ it made me think of you. ’
‘ take care of yourself. ’
‘ put your seatbelt on. ’
‘ where did you go? ’
‘ i didn’t mean to worry you. ’
‘ i made breakfast. ’
‘ sing something for me? ’
‘ open it and find out. ’
‘ how long have you been like this? ’
‘ you look nice. ’
‘ here, take my jacket. ’
‘ close your eyes and try to get some rest. ’
‘ focus on my voice. ’
‘ i meant every word. ’
‘ i was here all night. ’
‘ look both ways before you cross. ’
‘ you don’t have to talk. ’
‘ this is your favorite, right? ’
‘ you’ll feel better in the morning. ’
‘ you have a nice laugh. ’
‘ here, take my jacket. ’
‘ you could stay here. with me. ’
‘ we’ll figure it out together. ’
This answer seemed to deflate the bear a little but he didn’t seem too upset as he nodded slowly. “That’s a worry indeed,” He mumbled, reaching up to rub his chin before meeting Ryder’s eyes once again. “Would you care to help me find some.....” He paused, realizing he didn’t know this boy’s name. “You have a name, I wonder?”
Touch my muse. Be descriptive or simple, tender or violent, fond or hateful - anything goes.

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Deep in the forest.
fifty vine starter sentences for when it’s 3am
‘ NOT ON MY WATCH. ’ ‘ you thought it was over? … ha. ’ ‘ pepsi bottle? coca cola glass? i don’t give a damn. ’ ‘ aa … aaa …. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. ’ ‘ so you just gon’ bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift? ’ ‘ why are you running? why are you running? ’ ‘ just because my parents won’t let me get makeup, or piercings, doesn’t make me a fucking preppy. fuck preppies. ’ ‘ god first. skating second. hit me up on christian mingle. ’ ‘ welcome back to me screaming … AAAAAAAAAAA- ’ ‘ oh my gosh, is that corbin bleu from jump in? ’ ‘ it’s me, jessie, and ari, if he … if they test me they sorry. ’ ‘ okay guys … i’m about to say a curse word, you ready? … shut up! ’ ‘ on all levels except physical, i am a wolf. ’ ‘ i thought you were bae! … turns out you’re just fam… ’ ‘ i mean … you’re so tall, you must have a problem. ’ ‘ i sneezed, oh, i’m not allowed to sneeze? ’ ‘ sorry i’m on the toilet, hope the ice cream don’t melt! ’ ‘ oh my fuckin’ god, she fuckin’ dead. ’ ‘ I’M A BAD BITCH YOU CAN’T KILL ME! ’ ‘ we all die, you either kill yourself or get killed. ’ ‘ hey, my name is ____, i got a basketball game tomorrowwww, i’m a point guard. ’ ‘ i’m washing me and my clothes, bitch! i’m washing me and my clothes.. ’ ‘ MY DICK FELL OFF! ’ ‘ THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN’T FUCKING LOVE YOU. ’ ‘ so no head? ’ ‘ yogurt is just fruit sperm! and i’m not gay. ’ ‘ hi, welcome to chili’s. ’ ‘ that’s what good pussy sounds like. ’ ‘ stop saying i look like chicken little. he’s dumb, and he’s a coward. and i am NOT a coward! ’ ‘ if your name is ____ and you’re really handsome, come on raise your hand! ’ ‘ bitch! why you mad? ‘cause my pussy pops severely, and yours don’t?! ’ ‘ merry crisis. ’ ‘ i love you bitch. i ain’t gonna ever stop loving you …. bitch. ’ ‘ what up? i’m ____, i’m nineteen, and i never fuckin’ learned how to read. ’ ‘ this bitch empty! YEET! ’ ‘ and they were roommates ! ’ ‘ is that a weed?! i’m calling the police! ’ ‘ today my brother pushed me so i am starting a kickstarter to put him down. the benefits of killing him would be: i would get pushed way less. ’ ‘ it is wednesday my dudes …. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- ’ ‘ i won’t hesitate, bitch! ’ ‘ welcome to bible study, we’re all children of JESUS! ’ ‘ i spilled lipstick in your valentino bag. ’ ‘ you are my dad, you’re my dad! boogie woogie woogie. ’ ‘ i got two free tacos! ’ ‘ road work ahead? uh, yeah, i sure hope it does! ’ ‘ turn off the flash, you fucking moron. ’ ‘ get that education bro! GET THAT EDUCATION BRO! ’ ‘ yes, she is a bitch. b i c t … h. ’ ‘ ohhh shit, what is that? who you fightin’? ’ ‘ don’t fuck with me! i have the power of god and anime on my side! ’