All The Bad Puns

Why did the heifer go to college? Because they want to be an accowtant.

What’s the most magical type of boat? A ferry.

Why didn’t the pilot want an everything bagel? Cause they prefer them plain.

Why couldn’t the orca eat the seal? It had seal-iac disease.

Why can’t you use Pacific sand dollars in the Atlantic? Cause they’re not the right current-sea.

What did one conifer say to the other when they had a crush? I’m pining after you.

Why was the rebel single? Because they were revolting.

Why did the botanist get a tree tattoo on their hand? Because they wanted a palm tree.

How do farmers ask someone out? They start by planting seeds.

What did the botanist do to keep from being cold? They got a fern-ace.

How to get a date this Halloween: tell a girl she’s bewitching.

Why’s it so hard to find a parking spot at a space station? Cause they’re outer space.

What did the botanist buy for their new home? Ferniture.

Are you a fruit? Cause I think you’re pretty grape.

Ducks are funny, they really quack me up.

You gotta be careful with high heels. They always keep you on your toes.