i'm not home

We are watching this man have a mental break down from trying to be Trumps hype man.

One of the ways I’d abuse my powers if I had them

BITCH YESSS

WOW. Lmao

All of that bullshit for this one gif are you kidding me

Reblog to save life 

This kind of stuff is so common in Mexico, in the best case is just a pyramid scam but thanks to this post I know they may be sex trafficking

you either die calling people daddy, or live long enough to be called daddy

LMFAOOO

Good

famine, death war, pestilence

i was at the doctors today and there was a guy sitting behind me with his baby, and the baby starts crying in its pram and the guy just stands up, faces the kid and says “Come on now, don’t cry, you’re better than that”

also, someone else asked him how old his baby was and he said without even a moments hesitation, “he’s 36 he’s just got a height problem” and I’ve only just come to terms with the fact I’ll never say something that funny in my life

It high-key sounds like you stumbled in halfway through a comedy about a dude who’s friend got magicked into a baby