Hippity Hoppity Lemons Are My Property

ok but can I not today

I will disappear for long periods of time then come back to either shitpost or ask a question

Is getting a soup or salad with a meal at a restaurant an American thing? Like I've been to a lot of restaurants and never once been ordered either, someone explain please.

i am the og lemon

Earth isn't entirely made of earth

What is the name of the boat from Titanic again?

If I am going to sleep you can be sure as hell I will not roll over normally, I will roll over the opposite way I want to be and go all the way around.

Anxiety is just the noodles wanting out.

My hair out here actin like I've been in a jungle for the past week

I have just fallen in love with lilo and stitch all over again, not only is stitch indestructible their definition of utter demolition is just him mildly inconveniencing everyone.

Mmm jelly bones

Accidentally just reblogged my own post and freaked cause I didn't know how to delete it and now I feel stupid