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Get you a girl who speaks in parentheses. Get you a girl who includes information in a sentence that isn't necessary but adds additional context or commentary.

obsessed with characters being saved against their will. being knocked unconscious and carried away from a danger they won't stop trying to fight. being shoved through a portal somewhere far away and safe right before it closes. trying to self-sacrifice only to have the exact person they're trying to save swap their places at the last second. getting the only cure to the disease or curse bc the person administering it loves them too much to give it to anyone else, including themselves. being thrown to safety right as they had accepted dying. someone else they thought had gotten to safety running back to drag them out of danger. it's so fucking tasty

obsessed with characters being saved against their will. being knocked unconscious and carried away from a danger they won't stop trying to fight. being shoved through a portal somewhere far away and safe right before it closes. trying to self-sacrifice only to have the exact person they're trying to save swap their places at the last second. getting the only cure to the disease or curse bc the person administering it loves them too much to give it to anyone else, including themselves. being thrown to safety right as they had accepted dying. someone else they thought had gotten to safety running back to drag them out of danger. it's so fucking tasty

this is so sad. all this puppy has to sleep on is a baby banana with a half slice cheddar blanket

'tumblr is full of 14 year olds' wrong tumblr is full of 24 year olds who just don't do anything. and that's okay

I need to put into perspective just how hard it actually is for a game to get "Overwhelmingly Negative" on Steam. It can't just be that in has 5 reviews and 4 are Negative, you need A LOT of reviews for it to count as "Overwhelming." So it needs to be bad enough to receive all those negative reviews, but also popular enough that a bunch of people actually buy it and play it, which is already difficult since most shitty games stop getting new players once people realize they're shit. But not only does it need to suck while still somehow attracting a LOT of players, it also needs to leave enough of an impact for almost all those players to leave bad reviews instead of just uninstalling and doing something else! And Overwatch 2: Employee Abuse Boogaloo perfectly managed to tick all those boxes. It's almost commendable, really.

I wish wizards were real so bad imagine coming out of a wal mart and seeing some guy with long robes and a big hat in the parking lot surrounded by wacky particle effects screaming some shit like "By the moon and the starlight, by the shield and the sword, I summon to me, my Honda Accord!" And then just getting into his car and driving off