Monochromatic14u2

If I ever got famous (to whatever degree), I would actually be more offended if people didn't write rpf about me than if they did. I'd be searching my name on ao3 and then tweeting like "I'm in 506 works. I'm one of the main characters in only 254 of them. Only 87 are rated E. Can't believe I'm pulling such rookie numbers." I'd be on Instagram posting pictures with like... obvious kink gear in the background trying to get my numbers up. I'd be in interviews like "Yes, obviously I'm in love with (random person I got shipped with), we actually have four dogs together. No, I haven't met them face to face ever, and honestly, I don't even see why that's relevant." I would make an ao3 sockpuppet account and comment on fics. I would drop lines from fics into livestreams.

This would also be me.

IM SO EXCITED FOR THIS YALL DONT EVEN KNNNOOOOWWWWWW