Its Self Defense!

He needs mouse bites to live

evoking bertholt brecht’s “the way people cast a play!” quote as a spell against prescriptive, stereotypical, fatalistic typecasting

anyway. women should be huge

It turns out that you can become the person you’ve always envisioned but you’ll still have the person you were before inside of you and you have to treat them with as much forgiveness and love as possible

foraging for a fuckberry to give

I love getting the tags "I dont go here but this is so funny" or some variation bc its like yes you dont understand what the fuck is going on but my post was so good you reblogged anyway badge of honour for me ngl

my post: masculinity is seen as neutral in male-dominated society because it benefits men to be seen as the default every single fucking tag and reblog: idk man i see masculinity as neutral so i don't think it's that deep

*pointing at your wife*: you know that thing would eat you if you died, right?

I SHOWED IT TO MY FLIGHT ATTENDANT WHEN HE GAVE ME MY COOKIES AND HE LAUGHED SO HARD HE TOOK MY PHONE TO SHOW IT TO THE OTHER FLIGHT ATTENDANT

when i was 18 i used to go to plant parenthood for my testosterone with my mom and the protesters outside would yell at me like i was there helping my mom get an abortion

imagining we both walk in but then my mom leaves alone

It's a wonderful place! I had the privilege of visiting the fynbos last year and it was as amazing as these photos show and more!

what is it that they say? a young man asks the sage why there are no longer dragons. the old man says "dragons are the same. something happened to your eyes"

a young man asks the sage why there are no longer dragons. the old man says "they're long enough."