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i really want a plot where its a friend with benefits thing gone wrong when she accidentally gets knocked up ( maybe he is in different relationship so its also cheating & shit pls don’t tell my girlfriend ) [ but i don’t wanna start off with them pregnant i wanna build up to at least a little ]

exes seeing each other after a long time & wow when did you have a kid ?? … and why does it look so much like me ??

or a horror movie au where someone is killing off the people they care about & they’re next so they ban together 

oh & the typical rebel dating the rich kid

❛ Life isn’t a garden so stop being a hoe. ❜

❛ I’ll play the bitch, you play the witch, ok? ❜

❛ I don’t see it. ❜

❛ Excuse me! ❜

❛ Do you mind? ❜

❛ Next time get your own damn lipstick. ❜

❛ I love you. ❜

❛ Bite me. ❜

❛ Why didn’t you save her? ❜

❛ It’s okay to be angry. ❜

❛ I’m not angry. I am pissed off!  ❜

❛ Why do they put us through so much for it to end this way? ❜

❛ You’re pregnant? ❜

❛ This is completely illegal. ❜

❛ Let’s not get technical now. ❜

❛ Cut the cryptic crap. ❜

❛ Don’t you think you’re being a little paranoid? ❜

❛ Hey, that’s like me. ❜

❛ You might have some problems. ❜

❛ You could scare the hair off a cat. ❜

❛ Then make it simple. ❜

❛ Kiss this bitch. ❜

❛ Have you been exercising your powers daily? ❜

❛ Be careful of the feet you step on, they may be connected to the boot that kicks your ass. ❜

❛ You got anything that would go with combat boots? ❜

❛ I’ve come to the conclusion that if you’ve got it, then you must flaunt it.

❛ Last night two guys held up a bar and a vigilante killed them. ❜

❛ You summoned me to a cage where our powers don’t work so, what, we could all die together? ❜

❛ That’s probably better advice. ❜

❛ We kick evil’s ass every day. ❜

❛ I curse you, you curse me, let’s get together and do a little cursing.

❛ Hey, did you make the potion? ❜