thank you to all my fans

deleting my dating apps because i want to meet someone the old fashioned way (he uses his super speed and strength to save me from a van that is spiraling out of control)

i think if you wanted to eat white chocolate you could just eat candle wax instead and not even notice the difference

lmaoo you’re just mad im eating this delicious white chocolate and you’re not

my god.. this isnt white chocolate

I, for one, do not want to stop wearing a mask. I often wander around stores slack jawed and dead eyed in amazement like a caveman who has just been released from a glacier and it’s a little less scary to the other patrons if they can’t see my mouth.

motherfucker if you don’t picture me in the trees-

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tumblr if you're using it right

Good Night 2 all My Horse Girls. Gays. Bimbos. Bisexuals. Manic depwessives. Maxxinistas. Drug addicts. Jocks. Stem gals. Piss fetishists & last but not least..... sluts xoxoxo