May the sun be with you.

I'm playing uno with my friends. There are 6 including me and apparently no one wanted to pay attention. Before this turn I bore witness to a war between the new guy of our group and my friend, Michael on my right. On my left it was a three way brawl between those players. I don't know a lot of their names so bare with me. This is the following when no one payed attention to me on My turn.

Cesar: "I mean if we are going to war, then I guess we should start dropping bombs!"

-plays a blue draw 2 and everyone starts paying attention-

Michael: "I prepared for your treachery!"

-micheal plays a green draw 2, everyone calmly relacts-

Cesar: What about-

-New guy plays yellow draw 2, everyone get a little hyped and worried-

Loud and fun friend: "See, this is to everyone to my left,

-plays yellow draw 2, I start laughing while the people to her right get worried and to her left gets hype-

y'all have got me completely fucked up, pardon my French."

Addison: "Cesar... why!?" -starts to drawing her cards looking mad at me-

Cesar: -through my laughter- "rest in Spaghetti, never forgetti."

So the Selesnya life gain player is playing against a Golgari Maren deck, a Dimir mill deck, a boros prebuilt from kaladesh, and an orzhov token gen. The turn order was golgari, Dimir, Selesnya, orzhov, boros and the Golgari player just hit the Selsnya for 53 damage without blocking when he was at 60 life. The Selesnya had soul warden, Almmert's archive, norn's annex, duric satchel, exilir of immortality, and karametra, on the field. This was turn seven and a bad hand for him. This was his response.

Selesnya life gain: "UntapUpkeepDraw. -draws into congrgate- Main phase 1 and I gain 4 life for every creature on the field!!!" -starts counting the 23 creatures in the field-

Dimir: "I will kill you!"

Selesnya: "You will die trying!"

Golgari: "Then how about you just die?"

Orhov: "Seriously"

Selesnya: "but you cant kill me if I don't die! All the life! I'll gain life off of me, you, your mom, your wife, the dog, the fleas of the dog! Don't try me, I had coffee today! I won't just gain life, I'll gain health!!!