TOMBSTONE SCARS ARE RAW ON YOUR SKIN.

greek mythology → icarus

I figured some of the stuff I ended up saying while retelling myths was… intresting enough.

“I don’t think I can trust someone who thinks that a rock looks like their son.”

“They got hit by a rock, but that’s okay. It had to be someone”

“THIS BITCH UGLY, YEET!”

“I assume fighting a snake isn’t as hard as you make it out to be. It’s not like they have the hands to throw punches.”

“Damn, that was some poetic shit.”

“No boy will try to date you with a face like that.”

“I’ll pull out your ear hair if you keep talking to me like that.”

“This god… is a baby.”

“Look, I’m all here for self-expression, but you can’t just walk in here with your tiddies hanging out.”

“The problem is this: He punched some rocks, but when he was done with that he started to kill things.”

“He killed a bunch of stuff and decided he was ready to kill a god.”

“Yeah, Poseidon would hang out in the ocean a lot. Probably because he was the god of the ocean.”

“Shut up. I watched The Little Mermaid. I know all about Poseidon.”

“She looks like a horse.”

“I’m pretty sure that twelve year old is on fire.”

“You probably shouldn’t insult a god’s dick, even if it is very small.”

“Yes, I am the ugly bitch.”

“Bitch, not my twink ass.”

“Furries and twinks have a very similar but shallow dating pool.”

“I can infer from your wide variety of plant ex-lovers that you go to the forest a lot to masturbate and cry.”

“And now on to my favorite Greek myth: Percy Jackson.”

“Like all great heroes, he came from a pussy.”

“I think this calls for a story. It goes like this: Since the beginning of time, the gods liked messing everything up.”

“They threw a temper tantrum, so I sent my kid away to live alone in the mountains.”

“When your husbands cheats on you that much, you should consider marriage counseling. Killing the mistress isn’t proper therapy.”

“I’m coming to learn that only hanging out with ghosts has it’s side effects.”

“Whenever there are Zodiacs, Ted Cruz is sure to follow.”

“If Percy Jackson has taught me anything, it’s that the gods kind of suck.”

this ask meme is based on the blog gravesuggestion.  i’ve divided it up into two categories  ( light  &  dark )  based on the themes.  some of these can be somewhat triggering seeing that the darker ones deal with a lot of death mentions.  please be cautious before continuing on!!

L I G H T

‘  at night i dream of you.  ’ ‘  don’t give up yet.  you still have time to fix things.  ’ ‘  falling in love with someone else is not a personal attack.  ’ ‘  i am still so weak when it comes to you.  ’ ‘  i can’t believe i let myself let you down.  ’ ‘  i don’t care where we go when we die,  as long as i’m with you.  ’ ‘  i dream of saying to you all the words i held inside until it was too late.  ’ ‘  i feel so warm  &  safe when you talk to me.  maybe i could love you if you’d let me.  ’ ‘  i finally let the right people in  &  i have never felt so loved.  ’ ‘  i like the way your nails paint red stripes along my spine days after you’re gone.  ’ ‘  i lived in your permafrost for twenty years  &  then you looked at me  &  i felt the warmth of spring.  ’ ‘  i once wished you’d leave me alone,  but i take it back.  ’ ‘  i want to be able to love someone else,  but you stretch your arms  &  spread your legs inside my heart so that there is no room for anyone or anything else.  ’ ‘  i want to believe that we got it right this time.  ’ ‘  i wonder how much longer i can cling to your light before it expires completely.  ’ ‘  i would travel across the world to be by your side,  because as long as you are with me,  anywhere is a perfect place to me.  ’ ‘  it took me awhile to realize it myself,  but you are not what other people say you are.  ’ ‘  it’s not that i really need you,  but life would be pretty boring without you around.  there’s no one i would rather be with.  ’ ‘  i’d like to stay like this for awhile.  ’ ‘  life  &  death don’t have to be so boring,  let’s make both an adventure.  ’ ‘  life imitates art,  they say.  i didn’t believe it until i started to notice the way your eyelashes look so much like tiny ink stroke.  ’ ‘  live your life so that when you die,  souls will come for miles just to hear your historic tales.  ’ ‘  make your exes jealous  &  your past self proud.  ’ ‘  maybe you’re what i needed to find in order to move on.  ’ ‘  never get caught falling harder.  they’ll never let you back up.  ’ ‘  please don’t go.  ’ ‘  some days it’s easier to just stop fighting it  &  succumb.  ’ ‘  sometimes,  you’ll find it hard to keep going,  but you always will.  ’ ‘  the desire i feel for you is that same itching,  insidious hunger that an addict has for their addiction.  ’ ‘  the worst thing about you is that you weren’t all bad.  ’ ‘  there is absolutely nothing  &  no one who can stop me.  ’ ‘  there is no route of losing you that is without pain.  ’ ‘  there’s still room for adventure  &  there is no one i’d rather have by my side.  ’ ‘  things didn’t turn out the way i planned,  but i’m alright with that.  ’ ‘  we could be really incredible together,  you know?  ’ ‘  you are beautiful  &  vibrant  &  confident.  you are light  &  laughter incarnate  &  every fiber of your being screams freedom  &  joy.  when i am with you,  i am truly happy.  ’ ‘  you are starlight incarnate,  from the grand way you sway your hips to the wide mysterious way you think.  blessed are any to be loved by you.  ’ ‘  you are too afraid of the future to let go of a past that was never kind to you.  ’ ‘  you call me yours  &  i have no idea what that even means to you.  ’ ‘  you remind me of bubblegum  &  sweets;  soft  &  pink  &  warm.  you are strong in the gentlest way.  you are so stubbornly kind.  i wish i could be like that.  ’ ‘  you still visit me while i sleep sometimes.  your fingers trace my spine  &  i listen to you breathe.  please stop haunting me.  ’ ‘  ‘morbid curiosity’ is a wonderful way to describe how i feel about you.  ’

D A R K