i'm not okay because you're not okay

‘i can’t think of anyone more outrageous than me.’

‘promise me you’ll never take it off.’

‘this is shit!’

‘i pity your wife if you think six minutes is forever.’

‘i think we should all take more risks.’

‘i wanted you to hear it from me.’

‘you look like an angry lizard.’

‘do you mind pissing off?’

‘who even is galileo?!’

‘it’s unusual seeing you without your clone.’

‘it’s unusual seeing you be so bitchy.’

‘this is the bbc!’

‘i’ve known for a while now, i just didn’t want to admit it.’

‘ah, there’s seems to be an echo in here!’

‘i think he’s gay.’

‘well done, columbo.’

‘it’s counterclockwise i think you’ll find.’

‘i had a cold last week if anyone cares.’

‘you want me to lip sync?’

‘that thing between your legs, does it bite?’

‘are you joking?’

‘your life is going to be very difficult.’

‘true poetry is for the listener.’

‘i’m just a musical prostitute, my dear.’

‘right now, it’s between us. just us.’

‘sometimes you’re a total prick.’

‘my nuts feel like they’re in my chest.’

‘i’ve got better things to do on my saturday nights.’

‘tell him his daughter’s an epic shag.’

‘you need to slow down.’

‘everyone’s a critic.’

‘my throat feels like a vulture’s crotch.’

‘what’s the sexiest part of a car?’

‘i want you in my life.’

‘you call me sweet, like i’m some kind of cheese?’

‘being human is a condition which requires an anesthetic.  ’

‘we’re all legends.’

‘you look like you could use a friend.’

‘i’ve got to make an impression, darling!’

‘let’s see how good a boxer you really are!’

‘not the coffee machine!’

‘we believe in each other and that’s everything.’

‘another word out’ta you and i’ll throw you out the bloody window.’

‘you promised me you would never take it off.’

‘fortune favors the bold.’

‘i don’t need anyone.’

‘i told them exactly what i wanted them to do and the problem was.. they did it.’

‘what have we got to lose?’

‘you think you could do better?’

‘formulas are a complete and utter waste of time.’

‘the time has finally come to get absolutely shitfaced!’

‘you’ve got a set of balls.’

‘you’ve got four million dollars, perhaps you can buy yourself a family.’

‘it’s a metaphor!’

‘don’t you think i sound like shit?’

‘trouble is, we’re just not thinking big enough.’

‘we’ll punch a hole in the sky.’

“Will I survive if I touch it?”

“the greatest showman” sentence starters  .   always feel free to change pronouns  /   wording ! .

001.   ❛  this is the moment you’ve waited for  .   ❜

002.   ❛  buried in your bones  ,  there’s an ache that you can’t ignore  .    ❜

003.   ❛  don’t fight it  .  ❜

004.   ❛  the sun can’t stop us now  .  ❜

005.   ❛  it’s only this moment  ,  don’t care what comes after  .  ❜

006.  ❛  just surrender  .   ❜

007.   ❛  so  ,  tell me  ,   do you wanna go  ?   ❜

008.   ❛  it’s everything you ever want  .    ❜

009.   ❛  this is the greatest show  !   ❜

010.   ❛  i close my eyes and i can see the world that’s waiting up for me .  ❜

011.   ❛   it feels like home .    ❜

012.   ❛   so call me crazy  !  ❜

013.   ❛   we can live in a world that we design  .  ❜

014.   ❛   every night i lie in bed   ,   the brightest colors fill my head  .  ❜

015.   ❛   you may be right  .   ❜

016.   ❛   a million dreams are keeping me awake  .  ❜

017.   ❛   you’re just a dead man walking  .   ❜

018.   ❛   you can flip the switch and brighten up your darkest day  .  ❜

019.   ❛   once you see it  ,  you’ll never  ,  ever be the same  . ❜

020.   ❛   we will be the light that’s turning  .  ❜

021.   ❛   you can prove there’s more to you  .  ❜

022.   ❛   come alive  !   ❜

023.   ❛   i can cut you free  .  ❜

024.   ❛   you can play it sensible, a king of conventional   .  ❜

025.   ❛   don’t you wanna get away from the same old part you gotta play  ?  ❜

026.   ❛   i think I’m good to go  .  ❜

027.   ❛  well  ,  i hate to tell you  ,  but it just won’t happen  !   ❜

028.   ❛   now  ,  is this really how you like to spend your days  ?   ❜

029.   ❛   we’re going to the other side .  ❜

030.   ❛   will you share this with me  ?  ❜

031.   ❛   towers of gold are still too little  .  ❜

032.   ❛   these hands could hold the world but it’ll never be enough  . ❜

033.   ❛   never enough for me  .  ❜

034.   ❛   i am not a stranger to the dark  .  ❜

035.   ❛   i won’t let them break me down to dust  .  ❜

036.   ❛   i know that there’s a place for us  .  ❜

037.   ❛   i am brave  ,  i am bruised  .  ❜

038.   ❛   i am who I’m meant to be  .  ❜

039.   ❛   i make no apologies  .  ❜

040.   ❛   i know that i deserve your love  .  ❜

041.   ❛   there’s nothing i’m not worthy of  .  ❜

042.   ❛   this is me  !  ❜

043.   ❛   you know i want you  .  ❜

044.   ❛   i know you want me  .  ❜

045.   ❛   you’re here in my heart  .  ❜

046.   ❛   it’s up to me  .  ❜

047.   ❛   you’re gonna wake up and see that it was hopeless after all  !  ❜

048.   ❛   it feels impossible  .  ❜

049.   ❛   it’s not impossible  .  ❜

050.   ❛   how do we rewrite the stars  ?  ❜

051.   ❛   some people long for a life that is simple and planned  .  ❜

052.   ❛   i’d follow you to the great unknown  .  ❜

053.   ❛   we can see the whole world down below  !  ❜

054.   ❛   it’s all an adventure  .  ❜

055.   ❛   mountains and valleys  ,  and all that will come in between  .  ❜

056.   ❛   i’m walking the tightrope with you  .  ❜

057.   ❛   i saw the sun begin to dim .  ❜

058.   ❛   these eyes will not be blinded by the lights  !  ❜

059.   ❛   i drank champagne with kings and queens  .  ❜

060.   ❛   the politicians praised my name  .  ❜ 

061.   ❛   for years and years  ,  i chased their cheers  .  ❜

062.   ❛   I remember who all this was for  .  ❜

063.   ❛   what’s waited till tomorrow starts tonight  .  ❜

064.   ❛   and we will come back home  .  ❜

taken from the 1993 film.  feel free to adjust for rp purposes.

‘  _______’s not machine-compatible.  ’

‘  that doesn’t look very scary.  ’

‘  so you know,  try to show a little respect.  ’

‘  yeah,  i know,  kids.  you want to have one of those  ?  ’

‘  okay,  who’s the jerk ?  ’

‘  kids   .  .  .   they’re smaller versions of adults,  honey.  ’

‘  i don’t care for lawyers.  ’

‘  what,  are you trying to look like a secret agent  ?  ’

‘  he suffers from a deplorable excess of personality.  ’

‘  you’ve heard of chaos theory  ?  ’

‘  this can be just a little thrilling.  ’

‘  you did it.  you crazy son of a bitch,  you did.  ’

‘  this is overwhelming.  ’

‘  when she looks at you,  you can see she’s working things out.  ’

‘  hold onto your butts.  ’

‘  i’m unappreciated in my time.  ’

‘  i really hate that man.  ’

‘  boy do i hate being right all the time.  ’

‘  you’re a nerd.  ’

‘  we’re talking about a calculated risk, which is just about the only option left for us.  ’

‘  i think it’s obvious now that he’s not coming back.  ’

‘  oh god.  something’s happened.  something’s wrong.  ’

‘  i wanna go now.  ’

‘  i can’t wait anymore.  something went wrong.  ’

‘  we can discuss sexism in survival situations when i get back.  ’

‘  that’s not funny.  ’

‘  goddamn !  ’

‘  we’re gonna have to get you to a doctor.  ’

‘  i’ll be back soon,  i promise.  ’

muse a has recently been dumped/divorced and is in kind of a slump about it. muse b is totally unsympathetic and thinks muse a had it coming.

but then muse a gets invited to an event where it’d be very embarrassing if they went alone so they ask muse b to be their date

“come with me to this event” “no” “please i can’t go by myself” “sucks to be you” “i’ll buy you something to wear” “no” “it’ll be just like a vacation” “no” “five-star hotel” “no” “…i’ll give you a thousand bucks” “when’s the event?”

so they go but to their surprise they actually have a really nice time together and spend the whole night hanging out and dragging muse a’s ex (who may or may not be in attendance)