Master of Knowhere

𝖤𝖲𝖳𝖠𝖡𝖫𝖨𝖲𝖧𝖨𝖭𝖦 𝖭𝖤𝖳𝖶𝖮𝖱𝖪….

                                     𝖣𝖤𝖢𝖮𝖣𝖨𝖭𝖦 𝖬𝖠𝖨𝖭𝖥𝖱𝖠𝖬𝖤….

                                                                                   𝖠𝖢𝖢𝖤𝖲𝖲 𝖦𝖱𝖠𝖭𝖳𝖤𝖣.

WE WISH TO WORK IN LEAGUE WITH YOU. WE RECOGNIZE THAT THE WORK YOU ARE DOING IS FOR THE SAFETY OF THE GENERAL PUBLIC. WE DO NOT HAVE YOUR POWERS - BUT WE HAVE ACCESS TO INFORMATION YOU DO NOT. PLEASE CONSIDER ALLOWING US TO WORK WITH YOU. WE ARE ON THE SAME SIDE.

                     WELCOME TO THE DISPATCH NETWORK.                                                               PROJECT ATLAS.

Well, have no fear, your answer’s here! I’ve been administrating an original character Discord roleplay group focused on how superheroes--and villains--would do in a modern climate. It’s not quite Marvel and it’s not quite DC - it’s just a lot of fun!

Our latest bump on the map is going to be the addition of a third group into our already hectic server: Project Atlas. Think of it like MiB or SHIELD, only more privatized. It’s run by Jeff Goldblum, basically, and it’s going to be instrumental in evening the odds after I went a liiiiiiiiiiiiittle overboard in giving the villains the advantage!

I invite you all to come join me here. It’s a lot of fun and we have a whole host of really amazing people in the server! If superheroes doesn’t sound like something you feel like writing right now, then you should at least check out the CDN’s affiliate links. The first four will take you to either a Tumblr blog or WiX site dedicated to explaining the roleplay, including current plots. The fifth link will take you to a WiX site that kind of describes them all in a nutshell.

Discord roleplay is a million times easier on me than Tumblr, so I’ve more or less migrated there entirely. Whether you join up or not--give me a holler! I always love hearing from old friends.

                         TWO THINGS INSPIRE ME TO AWE–                                THE STARRY HEAVENS ABOVE                        AND THE MORAL UNIVERSE WITHIN.

                                    INDEPENDENT | SEMISELECTIVE | 18+ ONLY                       EN DWI GAST/THE GRANDMASTER OF THOR: RAGNAROK              TANELEER TIVAN/THE COLLECTOR OF GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY                                 VALKYRIE/SCRAPPER-142 OF THOR: RAGNAROK

Benicio del Toro

❝ What the hell happened? ❞

❝ I set the car on fire. ❞

❝ You’re gorgeous. ❞

❝ It’s their blood. ❞

❝ Where are your guns? ❞

❝ You’re better than me. ❞

❝ Put your hands up! ❞

❝ You’re fucked from birth. ❞

❝ Are you pissed at me, baby? ❞

❝ Why would I be pissed at you? ❞

❝ Of course we’re friends.❞ 

❝ Come with me. Please. ❞

❝ I wanna jump inside your pants. ❞

❝ Are you looking at something? ❞ 

❝ Why did you kill all of those people? ❞

❝ What’s with your sour fucking puss? ❞

❝ Are we gonna have a peyote party? ❞

❝ Friends don’t make their friends die. ❞

❝ Are you nervous because we’re killing a chick? ❞

❝ I’m going to be over to kill you on Tuesday. ❞

❝ Maybe the world just doesn’t understand you. ❞

❝ Poodles always look like they’ve been crying. ❞

❝ We all gotta dream, don’t we? ❞

❝ Have some pride in yourself. ❞

❝ Fuck the cops! Fuck them! ❞ 

❝ You ever shoot a guy in his eyeball? ❞

❝ Sorry if I haven’t been a very good friend to you. ❞

❝ Don’t ever say I never do anything for you. ❞

❝ Seriously, just fuck off! I’m not in the fucking mood! ❞

❝ I stabbed a guy in the ear once. Ice pick, right in his fucking ear. ❞

❝ You think I’m not serious just because I carry a rabbit? ❞

❝ Are you out of your alcoholic fucking mind? ❞

❝ You’ve eaten too many hallucinogenic cactuses tonight, [ name. ]❞

❝ I don’t have a drinking problem. I just like drinking. ❞ 

❝ Sorry for hitting you in the face so hard. ❞

❝ Sometimes I think God’s gone crazy. ❞

❝ No shoot-outs, no pay-outs. Just human beings talking. ❞

❝ You might want to stop drinking if this is how you’re gonna behave. ❞

❝ It’s impossible for someone’s head to actually explode, isn’t it?  ❞

❝ When are you gonna get a job that’s not just stealing from people? ❞

❝ This guy just telephoned a psycho-killer to come psycho-kill us! ❞

❝ God loves us. I know it. He’s just got a funny way of showing it sometimes. ❞

“How much for this one, right here?” 

“Aren’t you a pretty thing?” 

“You won’t get away with having that attitude for long.” 

“Kneel in front of me, I want to see my slave on their knees.” 

“Open your mouth, slut.” 

“You aren’t very good at this, you need more practice.” 

“If you won’t stay still, I’ll tie you down.”

“Your flesh looks so lovely, marked with my brand. Now you’ll never escape me.” 

“If you argue with me again, I’ll hit you even harder.” 

“I own you, you don’t get to say no.” 

“I don’t care what you want, open your legs, now.” 

“You are nothing but a slave to me.” 

“Tell me, are you a virgin?” 

“Have you never been broken in? Good…that will make this much sweeter.”

“You wouldn’t open your mouth, so I put the ring-gag in.”

“Bend over the table and spread your legs.” 

“Come here, stand before me. Put your hands behind your head and spread your legs, I want to examine what I bought.” 

“I wanted to test you before I bought you, so I had them strip you and bring you to these quarters.”

“I won’t put up with your mouth. If I have to beat that insolence out of you, I will.” 

“You’re nothing. You’re useless, worthless. All you’re good for is sex.” 

“Did you really trick yourself into believing I cared about you?” 

“Take your clothes off. You won’t need them, with me.” 

“It doesn’t matter if it hurts, you’re only here for my pleasure.” 

“I chose you for a reason. You were interesting, a fighter. I wanted something exciting.”

“You look so cute, covered in my cum.” 

“I’m done with you, go clean yourself up.” 

“Open your mouth. Wider.” 

“Face down, ass up. This is how I want you.” 

“Get down bitch, lick my come up off the ground.” 

“You can barely take three fingers…why don’t we try four?” 

“See? You can’t move at all, you’re completely under my control.” 

“I love it when the binds leave bruises on your skin.” 

“On your knees, slut. Stay where I put you.” 

“What a perfect sight, you, all spread out for me to do whatever I want to…” 

“Does it bother you that you can’t see me? Good. You’ll never know what’s coming.” 

“Mh, every time I hit you, you tighten down on me…” 

“Count them out, if you mess up once, I’m starting over.”

“Oh, you look so frustrated…I’m not stopping, though. You’ll come when I say you can.” 

“Look at me, slut. I want to see your face when I fuck you into the bed.” 

“Fuck, you look so beautiful when you cry.” 

“Go on, you said you could get away from me. You lose, pet.” 

“You like when I choke you?” 

“Look at all these marks on you…does it feel good?” 

“Uh-uh, swallow. All of it.” 

“You’re going to take all of me, I don’t care if it’s too much.” 

“I’m going to fuck you until you can’t fuckin’ walk.”

HHHHHH, honestly, i die over this bc like

on the one hand, fandral loves to primp and preen and be fussed over, so he loves having a tailor attend to him, he loves the whole process of being measured and complimented on his figure and having different fabrics tried against his skin, especially bc…

you know, he won’t be quiet, but there’d be a definite enjoyment of a tailor holding up a fabric to fandral’s cheek and tivan nodding his head or shaking it, and the fact that fandral’s opinion just… isn’t relevant here

fandral is MORE THAN happy to be a living ken doll

and like??? i think once he realized exactly what the game was - what fabrics, what styling was being selected, he’d become a lot quieter and stop kinda throwing out all his flirtatious commentary about preferring him in no clothes at all, and keep looking at tivan’s face instead of the tailors or whatever

he’d be so… struck, and so honoured by it? it’d genuinely touch him?

I need to say words about Fandral

he is a good boy, a nice boy, do not believe the stories you hear about him (most of them were started by him anyway)

calls everyone “darling”, even royalty

always smells good, like really incredibly good

never combs his hair—never has to, it magically falls into place

knows the name of every flower, its symbolism, its peak bloom, how to arrange it in a bouquet, and which ones go best with battle armor

will trip over himself to open the door for you

if you get on his bad side that door could be the gate to Hel

never misses an opportunity to quote romantic poetry or recite bawdy limericks

his friends are his family and he would die twice for them

is constantly checking his teeth in mirrors

drinks with his pinky out whether it’s a cup of tea or a cold one with the boys

ready at any time to offer his arm, his coat, and/or a shoulder to cry on

do not insult his mustache 

will give you his honest opinion on your wardrobe, but only if you ask

catchphrase is “For Asgard!” and he uses it no fewer than four times a day

subsists entirely on a diet of cake and kisses

knows only 3 dance moves but is the master of all of them

will slap a dude 10x his size with a white kid glove for insulting your honor

likes his boots pointy, his blade pointier, and his wit pointiest

makes puns about his love of pointy things

is Asgard’s patron saint of breath mints and lip balm

favorite mode of transportation is swinging from a rope with his rapier in his teeth

the only living creature in all Nine Realms with more sass and dramatic flair than Loki

seriously, Loki respects that level of flamboyance