Off to Neverland

I have decided I officially want to be Peggy Carter when I grow up.

i dont want a job i just want paychecks

For as much as they tell you about Stop Drop and Roll as a kid, I really expected to be on fire more times in my life.

binge watching is great until you run out of the show and have to start watching it weekly like some sort of medieval peasant

Instead of having a new spiderman movie let’s have a new spiderwoman movie with scarlett johansson and have it be called “black widow”.

IM CRYING

hey babe I made you this mixtape for valentine’s day. I don’t know many love songs so it’s just uptown funk 18 times in a row

harry potter was such a fuckin jock tbh star player of sports ball hated history of magic (which would’ve been fascinating) just likes shooting his magic-gun  such a bro tbh

trust fund jock that became a cop

who married his high school sweetheart

shoutout to those random peacocks you find in places that are probably unsuitable for a peacock to inhabit in the first place

what the fuck kinds of lives are you guys leading. i’ve never seen a peacock in my life. where are u guys finding them.

there are so many peacocks here florida is weird