Hi my name is kat and I make poor sleep decisions. Anyone wanna do a thing

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Hi my name is kat and I make poor sleep decisions. Anyone wanna do a thing

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❝ Get a room, you dirty bastards. ❞ ❝ Hey, Dumbass. Lunch time. ❞ ❝ You don’t want me for an enemy, man. ❞ ❝ You’ve gotta be kiddin’ me! ❞ ❝ You some sort of secret badass? ❞ ❝ Those are some serious scars, man. ❞ ❝ I’m not looking for a pal, yeah? ❞ ❝ Whatever it is you’re lookin’ for, I’m not it. ❞ ❝ Suck it up, son. Dig deep. ❞ ❝ Calm down, buddy. I’ve been here before. ❞ ❝ I fought for this country and it’s got no place for me. ❞ ❝ Blood will flow in the streets. ❞ ❝ Perspective is good. But the answers have to be your own. ❞ ❝ Books are great but they don’t hold all the answers. ❞ ❝ Oh, I am, ______. Didn’t you hear? ❞ ❝ Mission accomplished. ❞ ❝ The only person you’re punishing is yourself. ❞ ❝ Happy is a kick in the balls waiting to happen. ❞ ❝ The things we did, kinda got blurred. ❞ ❝ The thing that worries me the most is that you’ve been in the hole so long, it’s become home. ❞ ❝ It’s more than a story. ❞ ❝ According to the assignment, that’s exactly what we are. Partners, I mean. ❞ ❝ I will not stand for insubordinate. Are we clear? ❞ ❝ You’re the boss. ❞ ❝ You seem like a good person. ❞ ❝ You gotta earn my trust first. ❞ ❝ Just surprised that a hotshot like you is so eager to join me there. ❞ ❝ You said you were buying, right? ❞ ❝ Hey, Sleepyhead. ❞ ❝ Putting your nose where it don’t belong, huh? ❞ ❝ I am gonna mess you up without breaking a sweat, you here? ❞ ❝ You better stay out of my way or that hammer’s gonna find a home up your ass. ❞ ❝ You’re in or you’re not. ❞ ❝ How much are you drinking these days? ❞ ❝ I know your heart is in the right place, but I do not need therapy. ❞ ❝ It’s temporary. Just til I find a place. ❞ ❝ I have faith in the system. ❞ ❝ What you’re doing scares me. ❞ ❝ Shit. You really screwed this up, ______. ❞ ❝ Let’s work a little overtime. ❞ ❝ I’m sorry! I won’t say anything! ❞ ❝ You brought this on yourself. ❞
It's hot out, send in a symbol on how our muses beat the heat
🍦: our muses go the nearest ice cream parlor
🍧: our muses make shaved ice (whether they have syrup is optional)
🍨: our muses raid the freezer for whatever tub of ice cream there is
🌊: our muses take a trip to the beach
🎦: our muses go to an air-conditioned theater
🏊: our muses go swimming at the lake
👙: our muses go the pool
🌳: our muses look for some shade
🍹: our muses make smoothies
🍃: our muses wait for a good breeze
send me a ship and I’ll tell you who:
makes the bed in the mornings
has sole posession of the T.V. remote
stays up until 2am reading
is the bigger cuddler
does the laundry
mows the lawn
is better at budgeting
instigates the sex (and who’s into the kinkier stuff)
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“Hast thee new information, fairest Artemis? New treasures to pillage, new gemstones to pilfer? Perhaps something to keep this old soul busy beyond the positively garish but exceptionally useless modes of security of the modern man’s swag?” Bored was he the spectral squire, bored by the current era’s ease of loot and plundering. So much more entertaining were the thefts of old, a highwayman peculating the denizens of a simpler less technologically sound time. Well before the advent of the modern computer and its making indolent hounds of men.
This was the problem with the society. Artemis looked up at the ghost, from her position at the dining room table Bill had insisted on. Why did they all have to live in the crooked house? It just ended up ruining her evenings. Placing the spoon she’d been using to scoop peanut-butter straight out of the jar on the table, Artemis cleared her throat. “--Well, I only just started the research for the--” She pauses, looking down at the papers she’d been organizing before he’d appeared. “--lyre of apollo... But, ah, I’ve literally only just started. So unless you can read ancient greek, it’s gonna be awhile.”

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Bruised and beaten up
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Running away from someone or something
Bouncing off the walls hyperactive
In their underwear on your muse’s doorstep
Bought way too much stuff at a store
Completely lost
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Extremely frustrated with a pair of chopsticks
Showing up after disappearing for a week
With a stray or injured animal
Mun’s choice!
( * &. ━ LANA DEL REY BORN TO DIE LYRIC STARTERS
BORN TO DIE.
‘ feet don’t fail me now. ’ ‘ take me to the finish line. ’ ‘ i’m hoping at the gates, they’ll tell me that you’re mine. ’ ‘ can you make it feel like home if i tell you you’re mine? ’ ‘ it’s like i told you, honey. ’ ‘ don’t make me sad, don’t make me cry. ’ ‘ sometimes love is not enough. ’ ‘ let’s go get high. ’ ‘ try to have fun in the meantime. ’ ‘ come and take a walk on the wild side. ’ ‘ let me kiss you hard in the pouring rain. ’ ‘ you and i, we were born to die. ’
OFF TO THE RACES.
‘ i can’t deny the way he holds my hand. ’ ‘ he has me by my heart. ’ ‘ he loves me with every beat of his cocaine heart. ’ ‘ light of my life, fire of my loins. ’ ‘ be a good baby, do what i want. ’ ‘ i need you to come here and save me. ’ ‘ keep me forever. ’ ‘ tell me you own me. ’ ‘ i’m sorry that i’m misbehaving. ’ ‘ i’m gonna stay and pray with him till the end. ’ ‘ i’m not afraid to say that i’d die without him. ’ ‘ who else is gonna put up with me this way? ’ ‘ i need you, i breathe you, i’ll never leave you. ’ ‘ i’ll never leave you. ’ ‘ i was alone without you. ’ ‘ hon, you never looked so beautiful as you do now. ’ ‘ i love you forever, not maybe. ’ ‘ you are my one true love. ’
BLUE JEANS.
‘ you know you make my eyes burn. ’ ‘ you fit me better than my favorite sweater. ’ ‘ love is mean and love hurts. ’ ‘ i will love you till the end of time. ’ ‘ i would wait a million years. ’ ‘ promise you’ll remember that you’re mine. ’ ‘ love you more than those bitches before. ’ ‘ i will love you till the end of time. ’ ‘ no please, stay here. ’ ‘ we don’t need no money, we could make it all work. ’ ‘ i told you that no matter what you did i’d be by your side. ’ ‘ i’ma ride or die whether you fail or fly. ’ ‘ well shit, at least you tried. ’ ‘ when you walked out the door a piece of me died. ’ ‘ you just need to remember. ’
VIDEO GAMES.
‘ get over here and a play a video game. ’ ‘ you the bestest. ’ ‘ it’s you, it’s you, it’s all for you, everything i do. ’ ‘ heaven is a place on earth with you. ’ ‘ tell me all the things you want to do. ’ ‘ i heard that you like the bad girls, honey, is that true? ’ ‘ it’s better than i ever even knew. ’ ‘ they say that the world was built for two, only worth living if somebody is loving you. ’
DIET MOUNTAIN DEW.
‘ you’re no good for me. ’ ‘ you’re no good for me, but baby, i want you. ’ ‘ never was there ever a girl so pretty. ’ ‘ do you think we’ll be in love forever? ’ ‘ do you think we’ll be in love? ’ ‘ i’m not gonna listen to what the past says. ’ ‘ i’ve been waiting up all night. ’ ‘ ready for another lie? ’ ‘ we both know just what we’re here for. ’ ‘ maybe i like this roller coaster. ’
NATIONAL ANTHEM.
‘ money is the anthem of success. ’ ‘ god, you’re so handsome. ’ ‘ he says to be cool, but i don’t know how yet. ’ ‘ can we party later on? ’ ‘ i’m your national anthem. ’ ‘ money is the reason we exist. ’ ‘ you can’t keep your hands off me or your pants on. ’ ‘ don’t you know who you’re dealing with? ’ ‘ um, do you think you’ll buy me lots of diamonds? ’ ‘ it’s a love story for the new age. ’ ‘ i need somebody to hold me. ’
DARK PARADISE.
‘ all my friends tell me i should move on. ’ ‘ loving you forever can’t be wrong. ’ ‘ even though you’re not here, won’t move on. ’ ‘ there’s no remedy for memory. ’ ‘ your face is like a melody, it won’t leave my head. ’ ‘ your soul is haunting me and telling me that everything is fine, but i wish i was dead. ’ ‘ i wish i was dead. ’ ‘ every time i close my eyes, it’s like a dark paradise. ’ ‘ no one compares to you. ’ ‘ i’m scared that you won’t be waiting on the other side. ’ ‘ all my friends ask me why i stay strong. ’ ‘ when you find true love, it lives on. ’ ‘ that’s why i stay here. ’ ‘ i don’t wanna wake up form this tonight. ’ ‘ there’s no relief, i see you in my sleep. ’ ‘ everybody’s rushing me. ’ ‘ i can feel you touching me. ’ ‘ i feel you in my dreams. ’ ‘ i feel you in my dreams telling me i’m fine. ’
RADIO.
‘ not even they can stop me now. ’ ‘ their heavy words can’t bring me down. ’ ‘ i’ve been raised from the dead. ’ ‘ no one even knows how hard life was. ’ ‘ i don’t even think about it now because i finally found you. ’ ‘ now my life is sweet like cinnamon. ’ ‘ now my life is sweet like cinnamon, like a fucking dream i’m living in. ’ ‘ baby, love me cause i’m playing on the radio. ’ ‘ my body’s sweet like sugar venom. ’ ‘ american dreams came true somehow. ’
CARMEN.
‘ darling, darling doesn’t have a problem lying to herself. ’ ‘ her liquor’s top shelf. ’ ‘ it’s alarming, honestly, how charming she can be. ’ ‘ you don’t want to be like me, don’t wanna see all the things i’ve seen. ’ ‘ i’m dying. ’ ‘ you don’t want to get this way. ’ ‘ the boys, the girls, they all like (name here). ’ ‘ she gives them butterflies. ’ ‘ she laughs like god. ’ ‘ her mind’s like a diamond. ’ ‘ she walks the streets so mean. ’ ‘ it’s alarming, truly, how disarming you can be. ’ ‘ you don’t want to get this way. ’ ‘ it’s tiring. ’ ‘ baby’s all dressed up with nowhere to go. ’ ‘ put your red dress on. ’ ‘ put your lipstick on. ’ ‘ my love, i know you love me too. ’ ‘ you need me in your life. ’ ‘ you can not live without me. ’ ‘ i would die without you. ’ ‘ i would kill for you. ’
MILLION DOLLAR MAN.
‘ you said i was the most exotic flower. ’ ‘ i don’t know how you convince them and get them. ’ ‘ i don’t know what you do, it’s unbelievable. ’ ‘ i don’t know how you get over someone as dangerous, tainted, and flawed as you. ’ ‘ i love you, honey. ’ ‘ i’m ready to go. ’ ‘ how did you get that way? i don’t know. ’ ‘ you’re screwed up and brilliant. ’ ‘ you look like a million dollar man. ’ ‘ so why is my heart broke? ’ ‘ you got the world, but baby, at what price? ’ ‘ it isn’t that hard to like you or love you. ’ ‘ i’d follow you down, down, down. ’ ‘ you’re unbelievable. ’ ‘ if you’re going crazy, just grab me and take me. ’ ‘ i’d follow you down, down, down, anywhere, anywhere. ’
SUMMERTIME SADNESS.
‘ kiss me hard before you go. ’ ‘ i just wanted you to know that, baby, you’re the best. ’ ‘ i got my red dress on tonight. ’ ‘ i’m feeling alive. ’ ‘ honey, i’m on fire. ’ ‘ nothing scares me anymore. ’ ‘ i know if i go, i’ll die happy tonight. ’ ‘ think i’ll miss you forever. ’ ‘ think i’ll miss you forever like the stars miss the sun in the morning sky. ’ ‘ later’s better than never. ’
THIS IS WHAT MAKES US GIRLS.
‘ remember how we used to party up all night? ’ ‘ there she was, my new best friend. ’ ‘ how i hate those guys. ’ ‘ this is what makes us girls. ’ ‘ we all look for heaven and we put love first. ’ ‘ something that we’d die for, it’s our curse. ’ ‘ don’t cry about it. ’ ‘ we don’t stick together ‘cause we put our love first. ’ ‘ don’t cry about him. ’ ‘ that’s where the beginning of the end begun. ’ ‘ everybody knew that we had too much fun. ’ ‘ get us while we’re hot. ’ ‘ c’mon, take a shot. ’ ‘ it’s all gonna happen. ’ ‘ a freshman generation of degenerate beauty queens. ’ ‘ they were the only friends i ever had. ’ ‘ crying ‘cause i know i’m never coming back. ’
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Dark Fairy Tale Prompts
Requested by anonymous! Here are some popular tropes from fairy tales that can have a dark or malicious spin. As always, the Muse A/Muse B placement is up to the muns!
😇- Muse A meets Muse B, an otherworldly being, who is trying to win their trust. 💀- Muse A finds a tome full of spells and uses one to bring back a deceased loved one, Muse B, from the dead. 🌲- Muse A is lost in an eerie forest, but stumbles upon the enigmatic Muse B, who promises to show them the way out. 🏠- Muse A sneaks into a seemingly abandoned house/castle/etc seeking shelter for the night, not realizing it is already occupied. 🦌- Muse A is following after a beautiful animal which leads them far from their path, but soon realizes the animal is Muse B in disguise. 🍎- Muse A accepts food/drink from Muse B, a fae. (Note: fairy folklore states that consuming food from the fairy realm will trap you there forever) 🍷 - Muse A offers a glass of wine to Muse B without telling them it has been laced with a powerful spell/curse. 🔮- Muse A searches for Muse B, a rumored witch, to hear their fortune or receive a warning. 👤- Muse A meets a doppelganger of themselves, Muse B, who may or may not be up to mischief. ☠ - Muse A has been cursed and asks Muse B for help breaking it. 💍- Muse A finds a piece of magic jewelry, which gives them an ability of the mun’s choosing and is widely coveted by all. 👥- Muse A meets a mysterious stranger, Muse B, at a masquerade ball, and feels unnaturally drawn to them. 🎩- Muse A is approached by a traveling magician, Muse B, who offers to teach them magic in exchange for something precious. 🎎 - Muse A crafts a beautiful doll, Muse B, which comes to life with a personality of its own. 🍄 - Muse A steps into the center of a ring of mushrooms and is spirited away to a strange world with Muse B as their guide. 🌊 - Muse A is on a ship at sea and hears the call of a siren. The siren, Muse B, attempts to lure them off their path. 😾 - Muse A has accidentally disturbed the home of Muse B, a woodland spirit, who does not take kindly to trespassers. 👶 - One Muse A’s 18th birthday, a trickster (Muse B) appears and claims their parents offered to give them their newborn child as part of a deal …18 years ago. 🐲 - Muse A bravely vows to save Muse B from the dragon guarding the outside of their tower, not realizing Muse B is what the dragon is trying to protect everyone from. 💄 - Muse A makes a deal with a fae, Muse B, for eternal youth and beauty. However, the price is steep.
“Are you okay?”
“Can you hear me?”
“Is he alive?”
“Are they breathing?”
“Are you hurt?”
“Can you move it?”
“You’re bleeding.”
“Oh my god, don’t look.”
“Can you get up?”
“The plane crashed.”
“The boat sunk.”
“No one knows where we are.”
“No one is coming for us.”
“They’ll send help soon.”
Someone will come looking.”
“We have to find shelter.”
“We have to try and get off of the island.”
“Have you ever eaten raw fish?”
“Can you start a fire?”
“We don’t know what’s in there.”
“Did you hear that?”
“I’m not a boar expert.”
“What if this is like, that cannibal island? You know, the one full of cannibals?”
“Guess we’ll find out soon enough.”
“You’ve lost too much blood.”
“They aren’t going to make it.”
“We aren’t going to make it.”
“Go on without me.”
“You’re really sunburned.”
“We’ll have to see what we can salvage from the wreckage.”
“Do you have any family?”
“Why were you on the plane anyways?”
“Wait, what’s your name again?”
“Have you slept at all?”
“You ever try and crack a coconut with your bare hands?”
“Bad time to suggest a message in a bottle, isn’t it?”
“Oh my god, what the hell is that?”
“… What the fuck was that?”
“We’re not alone.”
“There’s someone else out there.”
“Get behind me.”
“Grab the knife.”
“Good god.”
“I think I see someone!”
“Is that a plane?”

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Idk if I should remake this blog or just try to revamp it. Either way Artemis is coming back cause I gots some free time
Femslash February Bonus Round, prompt: Work Out
anon said: Artemis Crock/Koriand'r!
anon said: KoryBabs
gee kory how come u get two gfs *thinking emoji*
“You never seem to get what that phase means–
MARGIN OF ERROR Means that when I show up— You don’t die.”
Independent RP Blog for DC Comics: Artemis Crock
“You never seem to get what that phase means–
MARGIN OF ERROR Means that when I show up— You don’t die.”
Independent RP Blog for DC Comics: Artemis Crock

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send me a 😱…i’ll generate a number, (1-50) and my muse will have to explain to yours why they are… #30 Wearing yours’ clothes
“I got blood on my dress.”That was all of the explanation Otis was going to get for why she was currently just wearing one of his stupid shirts.It definitely wasn’t because the shirt was comfortable and kindof definitely smelt like him.It was because she’d accidentally destroyed one of her nice, clean dresses while she was doing her work.“—If you’ve got a problem with it, you’re just going to have to deal with it.”
‘‘ Either you hand them back right N O W-- Cupcake… Or i’ll fucking rip them off. ‘‘
“Sorry. They’re mine now.”
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send me a 😱…i’ll generate a number, (1-50) and my muse will have to explain to yours why they are… #30 Wearing yours’ clothes
“I got blood on my dress.”That was all of the explanation Otis was going to get for why she was currently just wearing one of his stupid shirts.It definitely wasn’t because the shirt was comfortable and kindof definitely smelt like him.It was because she’d accidentally destroyed one of her nice, clean dresses while she was doing her work.“—If you’ve got a problem with it, you’re just going to have to deal with it.”