Overwatch Misquoted

Zenyatta: You know, I'm suddenly reminded of why I wanted you dead in the first place. 

Junkrat: Now, I'm not one to get into the feels, usually, but... you seem genuinely distressed. You okay? Do you want to--I don't know--chat about it or something? Sex is always on the table.

Zenyatta: Nothing in His name. Here on my own, actually.

Reaper: What part of the look on my face gives you that impression? 

Reyes: I told you, that's not what was happening that time. I was masturbating to what the picture represented! You walked in at the worst possible moment.

Reyes: You told me they didn't approve of your "alternative lifestyle". I thought you were, like, a troubled gay teen or something. I didn't realize by "alternative lifestyle" that you meant you were lazy.

Widowmaker: If we looked for everyone who tried to kill you, we'd do nothing else.

Reaper: If you don't do what I want, then I will rain hell down upon you until one of us is dead, and I am really, really good at raining down hell.

Baptiste: [V.O.] Anyone who has handled large amounts of cash can tell you it's one of the toughest things in the world to move. It's heavy and dense; dead weight. If it's on fire, of course, that complicates things further.

Ana: Jack, I would never let that happen. I'd smother you with a pillow first.

Sombra: [V.O.] Guns make you stupid; better to fight your wars with duct tape. Duct tape makes you smart.

Genji: Ha ha, that sounds like good medicine!

Brigette: Does she eat them?

Moira: For those who have one, yes.

Jesse McCree: Gay biker.

Vialli: Oh, Wall Street, where that guy loses all the money.

Reyes: [walking in] Okay people, let's go to Plan B. It's every man for himself!