Friendly neighborhood gay witch™

love david and goliath being like one of the main bible stories for kids. like yeah you might be small but with god on your side you can kill someone with a rock

Oh so when golden boy David does it, he’s heroic and a man after God’s own heart, but when I, CAIN-

This is a professional shitpost roleplay.

I’m crying becuase this is something I’ve never seen before, something original of that era of the Muppets with both Oz and Henson working on one of my favorite movies, but also becuase this is the funniest thing I have seen in mONTHS.

“ONLY WITH FRIENDS” LOLOLOLOL

new DB Cooper theory: he went up

The Rapture happened but they only took DB Cooper

trans bears are literally stronger than any US marine

How on earth would they be able to tell that a bear is trans. I’m not saying they can’t be but how would they communicate that.

:/

this is so fucking funny

we the jury find the defendant not guilty your honor

@whats-a-bear

Yes I’m a gay man. Yes I have no interior design sense. Yes we exist.

you could have just put the pixels on there, you didnt need to add something under it

I also could've just added it without the pixels, so maybe don't be an ungrateful bitch about it

I love that we as a society progressed from Sherlock BBC & Call Me By Your Name to Our Flag Means Death and Heartstopper

thinking of her (the strawberry squid) 🥺🥰😵💫🍓

that’s enough emotions for a whole year. ciao

The earlier in the year you reblog this the better it gets

NOTHING will prepare u for how tiny this guy is