Waking around DC with my Tumblr-branded t-shirt and hat and multiple men in formal business suits have stopped me to compliment my shoelaces. One even sucked my dick

maybe you should kiss a cat on its tiny little head then you'll feel better

ptah! ptah!! hair in my mouf

They should just rerelease megamind. Dont even remaster it just start advertising it again

if you think about it there's no real reason for smith to be a more common surname than another standard job like cook. except that smiths fucked more. all those smiths in their forges with their big muscular arms all covered in sweat. i bet the medieval women were gagging for it.

crazy frog is just normal frog to the joker

The joker is just some guy to crazy frog