Grip it & Rip it

I Always Smiled Darkly When I Saw The Thieves Attack The Palace

if i were in charge of star wars i would end the last movie witth yoda reading the story out of a big book and he gives a little chuckle and says "happened, none of that did." and then he gets out of his truck and waddles into walmart

cloth gown gridlock

Lets face the music we all want to get raw hawged by the pit boys so lets not play no more and learn how to be real in our lives for the first fuckjng time

basically the beasts of the night will be defeated!

enough of #manscaped I need to see a #mangaped. Aaand post.

Me having sex after 10 years of playing WoW: i need you to wear these giant shoulderpads Her: why? Me: please

blue raspberry is fucked up cause it doesn't make sense but then u taste it and it Does taste like if a raspberry was blue