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op literally went back in time to make an offshoot reality and basically broke the entire timeline but go off i guess

#prime rib will never see this but god i wish he could #Richalvarez #Stupid Mario Brothers

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killjoy-laserbeam

My 2018 mood:

#wow

Darkness: Women shouldn't curse.

Pauline: Get fucked.

Darkness: [Blinks in surprise]

Darkness: You can't expect me to stab someone on an empty stomach.

Mario: I'd prefer if you didn't stab anyone at all, Darkness.

#buzz kill

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Traditional watercolor print of an angry citrus man whose favorite past time is making paper airplanes and throwing them at people.

#art

artsavi

I hate being an artist with nothing better to do because it makes it easier for the smb fan server to give me Ideas.

Also it’s surprisingly easy to make Shimejis?

Note: These’ll work if you have Java installed! Download | Commissions | Ko-Fi

#hang on mod is losing her shit because these were her fave things when she was younger

artsavi

FUCK

#art #it kinda looks like he's doing a jig instead of walking

incorrectrichalvarez

Way to go, Darkness. The bar was set pretty low, but you found a shovel and tunneled underneath it.

Wario

(via incorrectrichalvarez)

Decious: Is that a threat?

Darkness: Why, yes. I thought that was obvious.

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@ the constant references to stupid mario brothers in the recent sketches: why do you keep showing up. what are you hiding.

#stupid mario brothers #richalvarez

officialdarkness

FUCK you, decious

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Decious:

officialdarkness

FUCK you AND that asshole ganon

#>:(

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Mario: You just can't go around killing people!

Darkness: Why not?

Mario: What do you mean "why?" Cause you can't!

Darkness: Why?

Mario: Because you just can't, okay?

Mario: Trust me on this.

#not with that attitude

Mario: Do you EVER give a straight answer?

Darkness: What do YOU think?

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incorrectrichalvarez

I relate to the phrase “chillin’ like a villain” because it shows that I’m calm but also ready to sin.

Darkness

(via incorrectrichalvarez)

#this quote is extremely incorrect because it implies i'm not always bloodthirsty and 100% ready to kill someone at any given moment

Decious: Want to hear a lie?

Darkness: What?

Decious: I think you're great. You're my best friend.

#>:(

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