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Rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated. I mean, yes, I died, but people love to embellish.
Darkness

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Are you trying to say I’ve made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Darkness
Daisy: What did you do?
Luigi: Okay, I'll tell you, but you can't get mad at me...
Daisy: What. Did. You. Do.
Luigi: Well first I was just minding my own business--
Daisy: [Slams hand on table] BULLSHIT!
Luigi: I WAS!
Daisy: Do you have any pets?
Mario, remembering that girls like sensitive guys: A cat.
Daisy: What's their name?
Mario, remembering that girls also like tough guys: ...Missile Launcher?
I solve practical problems. For instance, how do I stop some big mean mother-hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind? The answer? Use a gun. And if that don’t work… use more gun.
Snake

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Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me.
Pauline
Merlin: There’s a special ability our people share, forbidden even amongst our most sacred clans.
Mario: And we're just going to abuse it?
Merlin: Oh, maliciously.
Mario: Bitchin'!
Snake: Hey, a keypad! ...I don't know the code. I'll try some random numbers.
Snake: [beeping] No? Okay, 1-3-3-7.
Snake: [beeping] No... 1-2-3-4.
[door opens]
Snake: Ah-ha-ha! You know, as much as I'd like to claim this was the result of me being a genius, it's more that someone else was not.
Wario: This is Squall, and he is in charge of... something... right?
Squall: That is correct.
Do I need to be liked? Absolutely not. I like to be liked. I enjoy being liked. I have to be liked. But it’s not like this compulsive need to be liked, like my need to be praised.
Pauline

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Did I want to come back? No, but I don’t have enough money to retire and I’m too old to get another job. I feel like I’m working in my casket.
Mario
I have been trying to get on jury duty every single year since I was 18-years old. To get to sit in an air conditioned room, downtown, judging people while my lunch was paid for? That is the life!
Mario
Decious: Merlin, I'm sorry.
Merlin: I'm beginning to think that "Merlin, I'm sorry" is my actual name, considering how often you say it.
Pauline: You should style your hair. I think a nice undercut will give that "don't fuck with me" vibe, you know?
Daisy: I mostly use my face for that.
It’s easiest for me to keep everyone’s expectations low. That way, it always counts when I put in some effort.
Mario

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Daisy: What happened to your nose, Wario?
Wario: I was using it to break some guy's fist.
Luigi: Stressed.
Wario: Depressed.
Mona: Blessed.
Snake: Possessed.
Squall: Obsessed.
Ness: Impressed.
Mario: Chicken breast.
Waluigi: ...What?
Mario: I just wanted to join in.