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i think its very silly when animals have a ass

every time someone is like ok make your christmas list im like well suddenly it turns out ive never desired anythign in my fucking life

*Me the day after Christmas* It turns out there are a multitude of things I wanted. 

It’sa me! Maria!

I’m fascinated by the fact that Phineas and Ferb is a show that actually exists Like I can understand how someone could have come up with the idea of an animated show about stepbrothers trying to find cool ways to spend their summer vacation And from there I can see how the characters of Candace, Isabella, Beauford, Baljeet, Jeremy, and Stacy came about But at what godforsaken point in the thought process did someone go, “Hey, what if there’s an ongoing subplot about their pet who’s a secret agent trying to stop a German guy from channeling his anger towards his abusive parents into conquering the tri-state area?” Just How

hes not german hes drusselsteinian check your Facts

sharpay was right: this is not what i want. this is not what i planned. and i just gotta say. i Do Not understand

I like hearing “I want you to come” instead of “you can come if you want”

my nasty ass was confused bc i thought this was about busting a nut

Nothing is “TMI” for me. I’m nosy as shit. Tell me everything. Spare no detail.

moms be like “call me if you need me” and then leave their phone on the other side of the house charging the entire day