Howdy

why are art museums the only museums with cafeterias? imagine if you just got done walking through a civil war museum and there was a place offering hardtack and soup beans and really bad coffee based on the rations of a union soldier

i think everyone who's ever had migraines should be financially compensated forever btw

BOY could I go for some affection rn or maybe death

I don’t have any disorders these are all symptoms of being a vampire

This bass line will keep me from being institutionalized

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

sex is a distraction from your true purpose in life which is to go to the aquarium and look at the fish and go "wooooooaaah.... fishies". cmon guys we all need to lock in.

you learn something new everyday. unless you're a historian. then you learn something old

microdosing hell by being awake and literate