this hellsite will not win

the real life version of being doomed by the narrative is knowing you have work in the morning

the irl version of being stuck in the timeloop is also going to work

get in bestie we’re trying out new things even though we’re scared

i like the little map on doordash because you can watch your delivery driver completely miss your address in real time

daniel you are going in the completely wrong direction. let me help you daniel

daniel i am hungry. i am opening my mouth like a baby bird daniel

when this post came up on my dash my eyes skipped over the sound file and read the caption and thought “someone should make this sound* and then I looked up and felt like I had made a wish on a monkeys paw

@louisriel

Okay…Ross Geller might have The Worst™, but David Schwimmer is a fucking treasure.

putting ketchup on fries is too permanent for me … i have to dip . i control the sauce