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Everyday

“Did we have homework?”

“Please be my lab partner.”

“Can I borrow a pencil?”

“I really don’t want to talk in front of the whole class…”

“Can I copy off of you real quick?”

“Do you think the teacher is hot?”

“It’s not cheating. It’s just teamwork.”

“Do you think the new kid is hot?”

“Pretty sure the teacher is out to get me…”

“You are…so dumb…”

“Was Shakespeare gay?”

“Please tell me you didn’t start the project either.”

“If I do it at the last minute, then I’ll have a minute.”

“Can I borrow your notes?”

“This class is so boring…”

“Am I in the right classroom?”

“Someone drew a dick in my textbook.”

“Do you know where the nurse’s office is?”

“Someone put a picture of Shrek in my locker.”

“I can’t wait to graduate…”

“Meet me in the bathroom/gym/locker room later. I need to tell you something.”

Exams

“I forgot about the midterm.”

“I’m gonna FAIL.”

“Shut up! You always say you’re going to fail, and then you get an A.”

“Please help me study.”

“If I don’t pass, my parents are going to KILL me.”

“Do you ever think about how studying is just ‘student’ and ‘dying’ put together?”

“I live at the library now.”

“Do you need help with the chapter?”

“I don’t even know what I don’t know.”

“I’m afraid that they’ll revoke my scholarship.”

“I HAVE to be at the top of the class.”

“Do you even know how to read?”

“I don’t even get the Sparknotes…”

“Maybe I’ll be okay if I pick A for every answer…I have to get an A, right?”

“I don’t need to go to college anyway.”

“Sleep is for the weak.”

“I just did 200 practice problems. I forgot my own name.”

“I remember that shrimp can see more colors than we can, but I don’t remember the vocabulary words for the test.”

“Your notes are just doodles.”

Lunchtime

“What’s for lunch?”

“Please trade lunches with me.”

“I dare you to fling your peas at the principal.”

“There’s NO way I’m eating that.”

“All I have are skittles and an old Oreo.”

“I would kill for a taco right now.”

“Lunch is the only class I can do well in.”

“There’s pizza today.”

“Is that a bug in your sandwich?”

“Ugh, this is expired.”

“Is this seat taken?”

“I can’t eat that, I’m on a diet.”

“Did you make this?”

“If you give me a dollar, I’ll love you forever.”

“I made brownies.”

“Let’s eat outside today.”

“Do you think we could get pizza delivered to the school?”

“You’re in my seat.”

“These freshmen think that they can just take our table…”

Gym

“I can’t run for my life.”

“Don’t throw the ball at me!!”

“Why do you look so red?”

“I’m DYING.”

“It’s just sports! What could go wrong?”

“I can’t run anymore.”

“Your team is going DOWN.”

“Are you okay?!”

“You really suck at this, don’t you?”

“Think fast!”

“Is that the best you can do?”

“I dare you to race me.”

“I think the gym teacher is a supersoldier.”

Uniforms / Clothes

“I HATE these pants/skirts.”

“Do you think anyone would notice if I wore pajamas?”

“I haven’t washed my gym clothes in a week…”

“I should be allowed to wear whatever I want.”

“Can you believe they called my outfit ‘inappropriate’?!”

“I’m so sick of seeing (school color).”

“I wear this uniform in my dreams. I mean, in my nightmares.”

“Those are the most hideous shoes I’ve ever seen.”

“Do you think her/his girl/boyfriend got her that?”

“Did your boy/girlfriend really buy you that?”

“Class rings are overrated.”

“We should totally get matching hoodies.”

“What show/movie is your shirt from?”

“I can see your underwear.”

Detention

“Wanna skip?”

“I can’t believe I’m in here.”

“Welcome, prince(ss)! Is this your first time?”

“That teacher DESERVED to be cursed out, okay?”

“I didn’t even do anything wrong…”

“Fuck the police.”

“They put me in here just for being late…”

“Did you actually bash the principal’s car?”

“A little thing like you managed to beat the crap out of someone?”

“You look like you don’t belong in here.”

“This is prison.”

“I tried to stab a kid with a pencil.”

“They think I’ll learn my lesson in here? I’m going to do it again.”

“All I did was a little graffiti.”

aka “sometimes i feel like i wanna make out with you is that a friend thing to do?” type of things

(send a name and a sentence)

“You’ve been pouting ever since I went out on that date, what’s up?”

“We always share blankets on the couch, I’m sure sharing the bed for the night is fine too.”

“Your lips are getting really close to mine.”

“I’m not jealous, but, like, come on, movie night is just for me and you only.”

“I dare you to kiss me.”

“No, go on the Ferris Wheel with me, not them.”

“You can share my jacket with me, since you’re shivering.”

“Why is your hand on my ass?”

“Cuddle with me.”

“I just kissed your forehead, chill.”

“Shit, how’d you make me blush like this?”

“Are you trying to turn me on?”

“Let’s hang out, but I’ll pay for everything, and we can go to this fancy restaurant– No, not a date.”

“Okay, I guess this is a date, actually.”

“Stop with the tongue thing, it’s strangely attractive.”

“I keep telling them we’re not dating, but they keep telling me friends don’t normally make out when drunk.”

“I don’t want to be friends with benefits, but I do want something more, I just can’t figure out what.”

“When did you get so beautiful?”

“If you’re going to dress like that, I’m not going to let you out of my sight.”

“Their pick-up line wasn’t as good as any of mine, I’m just saying.”

“No, I don’t know how I got a boner, It just kind of happened! It’s because of how you were eating that ice cream, I bet!”

“I’m holding your hand because the movie is scary, alright?  It’s a… Terrifying… Rom-com… ….. .”

“Why’d you let go of me?”

“I accidentally called you my girlfriend/boyfriend today.”

“I kissed you because we were drunk.”

“I kissed you because I didn’t know what else to do.”

“Could you not talk to him/her, please?  I think they’re trying to date you.”

“I wish we could stay like this forever…”

“I had this dream where we were dating.”

“I had this dream where you kissed me, and I kind of want to try it now.”

“Why do you always call me when I’m on a date?”

“No, I can’t hang out, I’m on a date and you know that.” 

“Okay, maybe I am a bit jealous.”

“Just remember, he/she’s not the one who taught you how to kiss.”

“It’s weird how we’ve been friends for so long, but never went through that ‘crushing’ phase.”

“Maybe I want to kiss you because it’s cold and about to be cuddle season.”

“I say this a lot, but, look, they’re not good enough for you.”

“You’re always wrapping your arms around me in lines.”

“I was listening to that love song, and you came to mind.  Weird, right?”

“You know this voucher only works for couples, right?”

“Are you implying that you want to kiss me?”

“Why are you looking at me like that?”

“You’re blushing so hard, all I did was say “I love you” in French.”

“I could get used to waking up next to you, actually.”

“Right… Well… I’m not sure how we ended up kissing like that…”

“I’m personally offended that you didn’t get me to be your fake date.”

“We would make a pretty good couple.”

“The date didn’t go well.  Yeah, she/he didn’t like how I kept mentioning all of our adventures.”

“How come I always end up calling you when I can’t fall asleep?”