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a friend requested a thief and dishonored crossover a long time ago

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transgarrett:
you’re not a pickpocket until you lose a finger or two
So I am not dead -- thinking about moving blogs though. For new tags and to get rid of clutter, etc, etc.
But also, for any Delsins or Mercers following me, there is a slew of art here. All super cute. Most of it is Mercer, but yeAH. I believe there’s also Simon as well. So you have fun with that.
Favorite Little Things → Books

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It’s about time …
•open•
“A towel, I should think.”
“Right.”
Hard to procure a towel when on the street sidewalk. Though he assumed the man to be exaggerating. One hand dipped into his coat pocket, grabbing the actual tissues he happened to have on him due to a bug he was getting over. He handed over the rectangular bundle; one of those small portable tissue things soccer moms seemed to always have on them as well.
“None are used, don’t worry.”
Welcome Back?
Realising just how much effort Garrett and Basso had gone into to look for her filled Erin with a strange sensation of warmth and happiness. Why did it make her feel happy? Why did she find herself having to stop a smile involuntarily forming on her face for what seemed, to her, like a ridiculous reason?
It was only for a moment but Erin caught herself and returned to the poker face she wore so well. Gazing at Garrett as he struggled with his own emotions, Erin still wasn’t quite sure what to say. She still wasn’t even sure if he was angry at her or happy to see her.
“You thought… ? What?” she softly chucked to herself, “That I’d run off with a rich prince who showered me with jewels and diamonds? Maybe I did. You jealous?”
“I thought ---- You’d died. Again.”
He rolled his eyes and averted his own gaze from her and her stupid attempts at humor. Even if it was kind of funny. There was a groan and he shifted away from her, his body needing to move. To do something other than stand around and rant at his apprentice. He paced back, further into the alley, arms stretching over the arch of his hood, head shaking slowly.
“And, by the way, even if you had done that, the only thing I’d be upset about is if you hadn’t brought back anything for me.”
And he turns back with a huff, looking significantly less disgruntled. His dark hues may have even betrayed concern and relief. Not that he would admit to it. Easily, anyway.
“Where did you go? After you fell and.. the only indication that you’d made it at all was-- -- this.”
His pause was filled with him quickly retrieving her handcrafted tool; a fittingly named device, the claw, however absurd sounding when voiced aloud.
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“Oh— oh dear, I’m sorry,” another nosebleed.
“ ---- Er. Do you need a tissue?”

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pros of owning lots of black clothes: lots of black clothes
cons of owning lots of black clothes: trying to find that one fucking black shirt in the mountain of black clothes on your floor
bold what applies to your muse: flaws edition !
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Head is canted to the side as he watches the other’s subtle movements, cocking an eyebrow as Pagan waits for the thief to speak his mind. Money wasn’t an issue for him and dollar bills were common whenever he played around on his several accounts. Wealth was scattered across the globe, he would have been a fool to keep everything in Kyrat — there was a comfortable amount tucked away for when Min decided to go back home. Hands are clasped together as the dictator shifts forwards, leaning closer to stare at Garrett directly in the eye, making sure his breath is uncomfortable on his cheeks.
❝American money is — amusing. Not as useful around here as it is on other places…We export plenty of product to several countries in South America. This is how we are going to do this. We will cut the amount in three. You get the first batch as soon as possible — I suggest a temporary bank account — the second when you finish the job. Don’t want you to chicken out of this. The rest when you leave the country, my promise that you will not have to stay here once this is all over. How about it, hm?❞
There wasn't a clear yes or no in there, but as he went on, the thief-turned-mercenary assumed it wasn't going to be a problem for the ruler, like he expected in the end. The lack of a cheeky response was a little disappointing, though. Oh well. Everything else aside, the conditions weren't outrageous. In fact, it was perfectly reasonable, considering his time in this particular line of work. Garrett was more than used to payment being broken up as incentive to get the job done, and, as dishonest as he could be most times, he was a man of his word in this respect. He just hoped the infamous Pagan Min was the same.
"Sounds good to me. I'll get the account business sorted."
An old friend of his handled that sort of thing for him under a multitude of aliases. Not that he couldn't manage it himself -- it was simply easier, and, given their history, the man insisted. Garrett would relay the information. For now, he rocked back on his heels from the king's invasion of his personal space before outright taking a small step back and shifting to fold his arms across his chest.
"Now how about you give me the details? Unless you want to have it be a surprise altogether."
jeebus ive been seeing a lot of richard armitage fcs around lately and im like ??? wow apparently a lot of people find his face appealing
Welcome Back?
How long had it been? 14 months? Erin had lost count. Everyday since she’d left had kind of just melded into one big mess of time. If someone asked how long it had been, she probably wouldn’t even be able to give the same answer twice. She wasn’t even certain she was ready to come back yet, but it was too late now. Here she was.
When Garrett turned around and Erin saw his face again for the first time in what felt like an eternity, she caught her breath and involuntarily froze for a second. There were so many emotions running through her head at that moment and she had no idea how to process any of them.
Her eyes started to water and Erin quickly turned away, looking to the ground and subtly clearing her throat. It was dark enough, hopefully Garrett didn’t notice. It was bad enough trying to deal with all of these ridiculous emotions, having Garrett see her being weak would be too much.
Trying her best to hide it, Erin plastered a smirk on her face, as always, and turned back to her former teacher. Her hands were gripped together behind her back, concealing the nervous shaking her body was forcing on her.
”What’s the matter Garrett, cat got your tongue?”
The moment she swerved away from him, he prepared himself to run after her. He was not letting her go again. Not after an entire month after her disappearance of searching and the following weeks dealing with the guilt and anger and frustration of losing her again. That same frustration resurfaced, however slightly dampened as he barely caught the gleam of tears in her temporarily stunned gaze.
And then she promptly turned back and proceeded to be cheeky. Figures. He could have left himself right then. Was he being a hypocrite? Of course. Sarcasm was his default emotion. But reasoning wouldn't appease the mixture of joy and resentment clashing in his chest. He kept his voice low, yet aggressive, so as not to draw attention from the neighboring residents.
"Wh-- Where the fuck have you been?! I went looking for you! Basso went looking for you-- I even had the beggars on the streets looking. You disappeared! Again. I thought--"
He trails off in his albeit quiet tirade, and raises his hands to harshly rub his tired eyes. For the first week or two of her second evaporation into thin air, he had practically rehearsed what he was going to yell at her about. Now.. he couldn't recall a thing.

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Welcome Back?
She watched him from the safety of the dark rooftops, blending into the cloudy night-sky. With trained eyes, Erin could easily make out the black figure down below, slinking in and out of the shadows.
Thanks to Basso, Erin was able to find Garrett with ease and show up on his latest job without causing any trouble. So far, anyway. Her mind was wrestling with thoughts of what she should do next. Should she wait until Garrett had finished the job and drop by? What would she say? How would he react? What if she joined him now? It would keep the talking to a minimum, he wouldn’t be able to get too angry unless he wanted to fuck up his mission. Though the last time they did a job together it didn’t end too well and the memories were still very much fresh in Erin’s mind.
Erin’s thoughts were interrupted as she noticed Garrett getting closer to the area she sat above. Could he see her? Impossible. Did Basso tell Garrett she was back in town? No, he wouldn’t betray her like that when she asked him not to, surely.
”Oh fuck it,” Erin whispered to herself as she clambered down the side of the building, landing behind Garrett with a dull thud. “Hey old man, you need some help?”
The assignment was a simple one. A book with certain codes had been 'misplaced', and someone sent a blackhand to get it back. The amount of times people in this city sent thieves to do their general dirty work was outstanding. He shouldn't be accepting jobs like this anymore -- where was the challenge? He was far more capable than this. Still, if he wanted to get out of The City and travel like he'd been planning for a few months now, he needed every piece of gold he could get his hands on. With the Thief-Taker General still determined to string him up by his own fingers, it would take a lot of bribing coin to get past the city's edges.
Careful feet searched the seemingly abandoned alleyway, looking for the vent he'd been told about. Apparently an easier way in than to go through the back door. Nearing the end of the narrow space, he could have sworn he saw a figure just barely catching the light of the moon in a shadow overhead. As if it would be such a travesty to have someone interrupt this riveting commission of his.
Just as he moved to crouch down to get a better look at a spot below a set of stone stairs, he heard the rather sloppy landing behind him. Immediately, his right hand flew to his blackjack, ready to swing around and smack whoever it was upside the----
---- He knew that voice.
Turning, yet still tense, Garrett let his hand rest on the hilt of his blunt weapon as he laid eyes upon the young woman he hadn't seen in ages.
"E..Erin--? Where.. how--?"
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