odex!!

if youre in the US (especially the northeast + michigan) i would avoid bagged salads/greens and generally wash your produce very thoroughly unless you want the diarrhea parasite

The problem with having OCs is that sometimes you wanna read about your little guy being in situations but unfortunately he is YOUR little guy and no one is gonna put him in that situation but you. Tragic.

dead wife montage but it's a henchman reminiscing about da boss after he got put six feet under. picking flowers before hiding the bodies, wiping cocaine from your nose after a big night, that long drive down the beach to find the bookie who squealed. where did the days go

All the Project Hail Mary GraceRocky ideas are great but what happens when other Eridians find out Graces age and basically call Rocky a pebblefile? 😭

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies

does anyone know that on 17776 post where it’s the space probes (nine, ten, & juice) with kaomoji faces on them, I think they may have been keychains but I’m not sure (if they are I might buy them)

17776 day of immortality + project hail mary + artemis ii is a crazy cocktail. drunk af off of the wonders of space and humanity’s unending will