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@odysseusonmoly
I COME BACK AND FIND MY PALACE
DESECRATED SACKED LIKE TROY
WORST OF ALL >:(
I HEAR YOU DARE TO TOUCH MY WIFE AND HURT MY BOYYYYYYYYY
I'll fall in love with you again? :3 /j /silly
I will call my wife on you hermes. maybe. i don't know it's been 20 years.
Maybe you should consult her on the wedding bed she wanted to throw away (I did it for her behind ur back)
ooh buddy.
there was some things done ALL over that bed. good luck washing your hands.
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I COME BACK AND FIND MY PALACE
DESECRATED SACKED LIKE TROY
WORST OF ALL >:(
I HEAR YOU DARE TO TOUCH MY WIFE AND HURT MY BOYYYYYYYYY
I'll fall in love with you again? :3 /j /silly
I will call my wife on you hermes. maybe. i don't know it's been 20 years.
I COME BACK AND FIND MY PALACE
DESECRATED SACKED LIKE TROY
WORST OF ALL >:(
I HEAR YOU DARE TO TOUCH MY WIFE AND HURT MY BOYYYYYYYYY
HEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHHEHEHHEHHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHHEHEH
fuck you :/
Ask Odysseus out for your wife, my and all your other childrens sanity
Please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please
-a desperate ghostly ghoul
....
Maybe
alright which one is he gonna ask guys
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not what I meant fucker
what did you mean 'MAYBE'? and dont you have a wife?
I mean maybe. depends how damn sleep deprived I am.
and, for the record, my wife would agree.
Thank you to everyone who got me to 50 likes!
it told me "holy moly odysseusonmoly!" dunno just thought that was funny
YOU LUV ME??
-polites
ok wait word on the ship isn't supposed to spread that fast
FUCK
maybe
Hypothetically what if I kidnapped polites and put him in a wedding dress or a pretty ball gown [totally not hermes here]
hypothetically if you did that I would hypothetically marry him in an instant
hypothetically
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"Chat, I'm in the middle of a fight rn and have no idea what to do. Lime 107 people are yelling at me 'fight little pup' and some old man is trying to beat me up. Do I bite his hand? I mean, that way they're tecnically right AND I can catch them by suprise"
bite his hand then kick him in the nuts
gay for polites??
….
yes.
yes I know Poseidon tried to kill me on multiple occasions. Yeah he killed like 500 of my men but. If there was one god I would fuck-
*dragged offstage*
(I feel like the entire epic community should put all of the ody roleplay people together and see how they interact)
excuse me
so YOU'RE the one poseidon mentioned
weirdo.
(like a science experiment:3)
what. i was at war for 10 years you kinda have to make gay jokes to cope. this is a CASUAL blog it's not like i'm saying this stuff in court. damn do no other odysseuses have a sense of humor. also i don't think yall quite understand how much of a diplomatic play a relationship with Posidedon is. That mends Ithaca's relationship with the lygstronians AND, i don't know, the all-powerful sea god that was out to get me for 20 years. Not that different from what happened with Circe to be entirely honest
I have some sense of humor not that though 🤨
also i am gay for one man:
polit-
yes I know Poseidon tried to kill me on multiple occasions. Yeah he killed like 500 of my men but. If there was one god I would fuck-
*dragged offstage*
(I feel like the entire epic community should put all of the ody roleplay people together and see how they interact)
excuse me
so YOU'RE the one poseidon mentioned
weirdo.
(like a science experiment:3)
So uncle~
When were you going to tell me you’re getting married to Odysseus?
- @apollo-ask-blog
I am not getting married to that stupid Ithican king!
*sigh* Hermes is telling everyone that, isn't he?
i refuse any allegations of marrying this ass.
plus, im already married to a godess.
somebody glue hermes’ mouth shut.
It is not to you specifically, it's to a different Odysseus (which seems strangely more excited to do so).
concerning. who would want to marry you.
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So uncle~
When were you going to tell me you’re getting married to Odysseus?
- @apollo-ask-blog
I am not getting married to that stupid Ithican king!
*sigh* Hermes is telling everyone that, isn't he?
i refuse any allegations of marrying this ass.
plus, im already married to a godess.
somebody glue hermes’ mouth shut.
“Hey, bitch.”
@telemachusofnowhere
"Bitch means Female Dog. Do I look female???"
Oh look, he finally grew some braincells
"Yeah you lowkey do."
"Oh, like YOU can talk??? Half of us literally thought you died because of how much of a girl you looked like"
Antinous... do you know how to speak??? I mean, in his defense, English isn't his first language
"Antinous, buddy, what does that even MEAN-"
He grabs his shoulders like it's the end of the world.
"How am I supposed to know??? I learnt English like a week ago. I don't speak how to know it."
This has like INSANE levels of flashbacks to me learning English.
"We're going to have to teach you more English."
"Ugh, probably. You're younger than me, easier to- ...why is there a camera filming behind you???"
"Oh, just a live."
"...A live where you've let me call you by your real name, specifically talk to you about knowing greek, and spoke to you about other Suitors???"
oh I killing YOU first when I get back asshole
keep insulting my kid
I dare you
>:(
