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i’ve been so good and so brave, as a little treat i think i deserve a big muscly needy butch with big hands who always has to have their hands on me somehow

yearning again, need a buff butch lesbian bicep to rest my weary head on :(

if i was superhero with a bodysuit, my worst fear would be someone coming up behind me mid fight and just pulling the zipper down. like okay here’s my full ass out on display for the citizens to see, are you happy? it’s like the equivalence to a pantsing

just watched obsession, never trust a man named baron what the FUCK

happy blue moon!!!!

random ass cherry plum appeared in my backyard today (i, nor do any of my neighbors have a cherry plum tree and it was completely uneaten), i’m choosing religious psychosis to say it was an aphrodite symbol she decided to drop on me cuz i’ve been giving her little gifts recently

i love hanging out with my friends so much but i feel like an animal leading up to them coming to pick me up like i’m gonna shit and piss and run around everywhere i’m so fucking scared rn

thinking really hard about sitting on a woman’s lap while she goes nuts on the drums and i’m just BOUNCING BOUNCING BOUNCING ON THAT THANG!!!!!! LEMMEM AATTTT ERRRRR

when is it my turn to be in a club speaking to a pretty butch and they have to lean down in that specific, stupidly hot way so they can hear me!!!!!!!!!!

mad scientist femme x weirdo freaky brought back to life zombie butch

where are all the good stone tops in the world and why are none of them with me right now passing me around in a circle

liked someone on hinge cuz i thought an answer they put was interesting and wanted to recommend them a book related to their answer but for whatever reason i prefaced the message by saying “you don’t even have to like me or anything but—“ LIKEOH NO!!!! OH NO WHAT IF THEY THINK IM BEING A BITCH!!!! LIKE OH NO PLZ LIKE ME BUT ALSO I REALLY WANNA RECOMMEND YOU THIS BOOK CAN YOU LIKE ME AND LET ME RECOMMEND YOU THE BOOK!!!! PLEASEE

day 5 of zero likes on hinge i think im either far too sexy hot incredible or the actual fattest most disgusting sewer monster in the world

hot ceo femme x nerdy little intern butch, can anyone hear me