I Have Loved The Stars Too Fondly

a girl without leg hair is like an angel without wings

"I am the Sword of God" is like easily top 10 things to declare immediately before doing something really stupid that will probably injure you

explained to an 8 year old that once a fruit is ripe you only have so much time until it rots so you have to eat it soon and she said so i'll never be able to keep it perfect like this forever? no and there are about a million pieces of art for you unrelatedly

Hudson Williams dont stop at the mustache. Hudson let all of your facial hair grow. Whatever’s on your chest too. Computer please send these messages to Hudson Williams Please Computer

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?