It's such a disappointment that tearing someone's throat out with your teeth kills them. Sex would be so much more fun if we could maul each other and come back from it.

I think if you get killed in a sexual context the universe should just give you that one for free and let you go again.

okay fine well if you dont wanna play dissection or mind control then what else is there

no flirting just looking into ur eyes and saying “i want u to hurt me”

the most important part of blood loss is to have fun and be yourself

princess come here daddy needs you to blow his head clean off with a shotgun okay

my third eye is infected because i fingered it Raw

I bet having a hole drilled into your head feels really good for a second or so

do u want to come over and play zombie apocalypse. i’ll be the zombie and u shoot me in the head

so glad we all agree being cut open is sex

first date idea: i drive us to the edge of the woods, get an axe from the trunk of my car, and give you a 15 second head start

Let me touch your insides pls pleaseplspls

the g spot is inside the stab wound

murder is never okay except when it makes me kinda hard