TIKTOK SENTENCE STARTERS PART TWO
some of these are quotes from tiktok creators, and some are from various other forms of media that were popular audios/trends on tiktok
â What you doing out here with all this ass? Double cheeked up on a thursday afternoon. Hella ass. The sun is still out. â
â You did this for what? Why? â
â Why not?âŠ.Why not? â
â Girl donât do it, itâs not worth it. â
â Iâm not gonna do it girl. Iâm just thinking about it. â
â Nobodyâs gonna know. Nobodyâs gonna know. How would they know? How would they know? â
â What in cousin fucking tarnation Alabama Betty Crocker miss fucking Betty White shit is this? â
â Ladies and gentleman, the volume inside of this bus is astronomical! It is way too loud! â
â *to the tune of Do You Wanna Build a Snowman* I said, do you wanna fight me? Do you wanna catch these hands? â
â Interior crocodile alligator. I drive a chevrolet movie theater. â
â I am very uncomfortable with the energy weâve created in the studio today. â
â Whose horse is that? â
â *to the tune of Whatâs Up* So I wake up by noon, cause Iâve been crying all night, and then I go to the fridge cause thereâs beer inside, and I scream from the top of my lungs - AHHHHH! â
â Oh she passed away? Ohh. Aw. Alright. â
â Thatâs suspiciousâŠâŠthatâs weird. â
â Why is it spicy!? â
â Did we just pre-game a funeral? â
â I am not now, nor will I ever be, scared of death, because what is this bitch gonna do? Help? Fuck! â
â Is this a - is that a fucking honda civic? Girl, let me go before I get emotionally manipulated. â
â Ewan Mcgregor isnât here. And realistically I knew he wouldnât be here. I didnât ask him to be here. But I suppose, I would just manifest it. â
â What the fuck are you going to do outside? Youâll still be depressed at Olive Garden. Shut up. â
â Do you ever wake up with like, um, pneumonia? That is not the right â I meant memory loss! â
â I just want to have one cognitive thought. â
â Bahahaha! Nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedyâs! â
â I look pretty good for a dead bitch. â
â Honey you canât dilute a war crime. â
â You know itâs horrible now, but I hope it turns out okay. Like children. â
â I didnât run for my middle school PE teacher, what makes you think Iâm gonna run for you? â
â Nothing in here is straight. Iâm not even sure if you are at this point. â
â You see this?! Itâs espresso. It makes the depresso go away. â
â I may be depressed but at least Iâve got an iced coffee. â
â Everyoneâs always like âGoodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye.â, but what if I want to be a bad bi? â
â Like dude shoot your shot. In my head, in my heart, I donât care. Iâm free on February 14th, Iâm gonna be in my room. Bring your glock or your â Iâm not gonna finish that sentence. â
â Listen, boobs are boobs are boobs. Little boobs are fine. Are boobs at all not boobs enough?! You want more? Jesus christ! â
â My body is an empty department store for eleven months out of the year, with a hobo living inside of it. Until it magically turns into a Spirit Halloween during the month of October. Mind your business. â