Tysta tankar

A little late but Happy Valentine’s Day!!!

Hi, I’ll be auditioning for the role of Macbeth, and I’ll be singing— *Stage light falls from the ceiling and onto my head*

Taylor Swift’s ability to look like your older sister who just graduated from columbia, a 2nd grade teacher, a politician’s trophy wife, and your man’s side bitch all at the same time will be nothing if not inspiring to me

May that book you were thinking of getting be on sale soon

she’s so serious.

Heterosexuality is an overdone plot device

i hate how hulu just plays the same ads over and over i will dismantle capitalism just so i don’t have to put up with this shit just lemme watch my anime in peace

please dismantle capitalism soon advertisements for manly beer for real men are ruining my sailor moon marathon with alarming rapidity

dismantle capitalism so ginger dudes w/ beards will stop tellin me that i hate beer because i never tried their favorite overpriced microbrew

scandalous

 i will reblog this as many times as it takes me to stop finding this funny

ive never gotten lost in ikea its how i know im a true swede

i was not prepared for this

please imagine that skeleceratank driving down the street and cresting a hill as Fleetwood Mac’s “Go Your Own Way” plays in the background

what the fuck is a skeleceratank